What's the difference?

[Fmr jarhead]

I hate to jump in the middle of this ....not really

What is the difference between a hippy and an onion?

 

[5stringJeff]

I hate to jump in the middle of this ....not really

What is the difference between a hippy and an onion?

You don't have to peel the layers off an onion to cry?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Cutting an onion makes you cry.
Cutting a hippy doesn't.

 

[Abbey Normal]

What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road?

Oh no, not band jokes

 

[GotZoom]

What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the road, and a dead trombone player in the road?

The squirrel was on his way to a show? No one wants a trombone player?

(good guess?)

Back to Michael Jackson:

What is the difference between MJ and K-Mart?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

The squirrel was on his way to a show? No one wants a trombone player?

(good guess?)

Back to Michael Jackson:

What is the difference between MJ and K-Mart?

I thought it was what to MJ and K-Mart have in common?
Boys pants half off!

 

[Abbey Normal]

The squirrel was on his way to a show? No one wants a trombone player?

(good guess?)

Back to Michael Jackson:

What is the difference between MJ and K-Mart?

You got it. The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.

Clay:

 

[5stringJeff]

You got it. The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.

:rotflmao:

 

[Fmr jarhead]

Cutting an onion makes you cry.
Cutting a hippy doesn't.

...no one cries when you chop up a hippy.....

 

[The ClayTaurus]

...no one cries when you chop up a hippy.....

Had the spirit of it at least...

 

[ErikViking]

This was a fun thread, I'll contribute:

What is the difference between having great sex and playing with toy cars in a sandbox?

 

[ErikViking]

So, everyone knew this already? I guess it is true then, we don't get stuff until it is old in America...

 

[5stringJeff]

This was a fun thread, I'll contribute:

What is the difference between having great sex and playing with toy cars in a sandbox?

Umm... you don't have to pay $200 to play with cars in a sandbox?

Not that I've paid $200 for... never mind...

 

[ErikViking]

Umm... you don't have to pay $200 to play with cars in a sandbox?

Not that I've paid $200 for... never mind...

No.. heh!

Anyone who doesn't know the difference should just stay in the sandbox and continue to play with toy cars...