What will Republicans use for a "campaign slogan"?

[Wiseacre]

"We're not Obama."



That should be enough.

I like that one.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

LOLbama

 

[Mr.Nick]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

"I put tyrants in prison"

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Dems: You fucked up, you trusted us

 

[Mr.Nick]

"liberty is a right not privilege."

 

[Sallow]

Republican campaign slogan:

We fucked up. Try as we might..the country is still standing. We hate the government. We hate America.

Give us another to knock her down.

We promise..next time we will do better.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Republican campaign slogan:

We fucked up. Try as we might..the country is still standing. We hate the government. We hate America.

Give us another to knock her down.

We promise..next time we will do better.

Hey Thelma, I thought Obama said he was driving?

 

[JWBooth]

Vote Republican
Fuck it, we're assholes, but the other guys are worse.
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[whitehall]

How about "anything is better than the dope and climate change".

 

[Mr.Nick]

"I'm a libertarian"

 

[rdean]

We know how to take care of the elderly, the disabled and children.

 

[Maple]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

Obama sucks, vote for me!!! And they will win because it's sooooooooo true and right now I would vote for the orange juice can before Obama would get my vote.

 

[Mr.Nick]

"we don't use people as a human shield"

 

[Shogun]

"Bringin' back the cat food-eatin' Grannies, 2012!"

 

[Zander]

We don't need a damn slogan. We'll just point to Obama's record.

 

[Shogun]

We don't need a damn slogan. We'll just point to Obama's record.

"....as we push for another free trade agreement in order to secure cheaper labor!"

 

[Mr.Nick]

"bullshit gets culled."

 

[Shogun]

"Busting your American balls since January 1, 1994!"

 

[Maple]

We don't need a damn slogan. We'll just point to Obama's record.

"....as we push for another free trade agreement in order to secure cheaper labor!"

I love the cartoon and for any of the bone heads that still support this moron of a President you deserve what you get, your 401k's just went to a 201k, you got it, you voted for it. Mr. community organizor who can read a teleprompter well, never did anything but be a state senator for a couple of years, taught a little law school stuff, then won a U.S senate seat in which he voted present most of the time for all of 2 years, then ran for President and won. Where are his accomplishments????????????????? Oh, I forgot, he did win the Nobel Peace Prize the first week he was in office. For what, I don't know, maybe it was the DESTRUCTION of the American economy those leftists who nominated him saw in him.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Change, but for the better this time