What will Republicans use for a "campaign slogan"?

[GWV5903]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

At this pace, they won't have to say anything to defeat the adolescent boiking.....

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

How about, "I am not Obama."

 

[Quantum Windbag]

OMG, deanie-do and Shaman had a child together.

I am glad I was not drinking or eating anything when I read that.

 

[freedombecki]

By George, Pale Rider, I think you got it!!! ROF&L!!!!

 

[freedombecki]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

How about, "I am not Obama."

 

[freedombecki]

Republican campaign slogan?
It's Obama's fault!
Waah!

What's Obama's fault?

 

[Immanuel]

Anyone But Obama.

Hmm, where have I heard that before?

Or

Open your hearts not your wallets

Immie

 

[oreo]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

How about, "I am not Obama."

That will work-- ha.ha.--it's funny that Obama is losing in the polls against "no name"--in my 58 years I have never seen that one-- He's well on track to beat Jimmy Carter's record as the worst POTUS.

 

[rdean]

"Prosperity Through Lower Wages!"

I wish I'd thought of that. Republicans will steal it the way the steal liberal music for their conventions.

 

[rdean]

"Government is not your mommy. Grow up!"

Oh I like that one too.

Some Americans think we pay taxes to build up a good government to make the country secure and advance it's people. Wish I knew why Republicans want the country to fail. Because they do? I'm just guessing.
Of course, you get what you pay for. Republicans don't want to pay shit and that's exactly what they give to America, shit.

 

[rdean]

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Or a variation:

Same failed policies – only better!

The definition of insanity would work as well.

The best on so far!

 

[rdean]

Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?

We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.

Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.

Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.

No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.

Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.

Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY

Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.

The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:

New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS

That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.

Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican

Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.

Oh wait, this one is great:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.

Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.

You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.

Maybe that's too much boasting.

A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?

Vote for us or we'll secede.

No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.

I think we've found our winner:

Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.

They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?

At this pace, they won't have to say anything to defeat the adolescent boiking.....

Boi? Doncha love right wing racism. At least you're honest.

 

[rdean]

Republican campaign slogan?
It's Obama's fault!
Waah!

What's Obama's fault?

Eight years of Bush.

 

[Rinata]

I have the perfect slogan for them:

"All we have to offer is this motley group. TRY to choose one of these losers."

Jon Huntsman, expected to announce June 21
Michele Bachmann, announced on June 13
Rick Santorum, announced on June 6
Mitt Romney, announced on June 2
Tim Pawlenty, announced on May 23
Herman Cain, announced on May 21
Ron Paul, announced on May 13
Newt Gingrich, announced on May 11
Gary Johnson, announced on April 21
Sarah Palin, hasn't revealed plans
Rick Perry, hasn't revealed plans

Losers is right!!!

 

[bodecea]

Operation Chaos...Part II

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Jake Starkey is an Obama supporter

 

[CrusaderFrank]

6% of scientists vote Republican

 

[Vel]

Nobama

 

[rdean]

I have the perfect slogan for them:

"All we have to offer is this motley group. TRY to choose one of these losers."

Jon Huntsman, expected to announce June 21
Michele Bachmann, announced on June 13
Rick Santorum, announced on June 6
Mitt Romney, announced on June 2
Tim Pawlenty, announced on May 23
Herman Cain, announced on May 21
Ron Paul, announced on May 13
Newt Gingrich, announced on May 11
Gary Johnson, announced on April 21
Sarah Palin, hasn't revealed plans
Rick Perry, hasn't revealed plans

Losers is right!!!

Don't make fun of these guys. This is the cream of the "Republican Intellectual Elite". They best and brightest they have to offer. The people they look to for truth and honesty. Their most creative individuals. Their "hard" thinkers.

 

[Toro]

"We're not Obama."



That should be enough.