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Let's see, they can't run on "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Not again. No one would believe it so soon after using it for the last election. Besides, they told us government can't make jobs. So why make them the government?
We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.
Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.
No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.
Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.
Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY
Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.
The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:
New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS
That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.
Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican
Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.
Oh wait, this one is great:
Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.
See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.
Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.
You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.
Maybe that's too much boasting.
A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?
Vote for us or we'll secede.
No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.
I think we've found our winner:
Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.
They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?
We won't end your "Medicare". Doesn't have a good ring and besides, no one would believe it.
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran? No, people are less interested in more war.
Get that Black Boy out of the White House. Hmmmm, something tells me it might cause some problems with all five black Republicans. Besides, they didn't seem to like, "Blacks should follow and not lead". Not sure why. There's more whites in the Republican Party. So it makes sense they lead.
No more school. That might work. For some kids. But they don't vote.
Tax the poor. Sounds funny. Also, might create a problem for some religious leaders. Or not.
Evolution = LIE
Science = FAITH
Climate Change = CONSPIRACY
Wait a second. That might work. It's got science. It's got faith. It points a finger. Trifecta. Let's keep this one in mind.
The rich work hardest. Maybe with some pictures of rich people getting dirty:
New Minimum wage.
51 cents an hour
EVERYONE WORKS
That might work. 100% employment? It's got possibilities.
Ask our Experts
6% of Scientists are Republican
Not sure. They may need more. 6% seems kind of feeble.
Oh wait, this one is great:
Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.
See? It doesn't promise anything 'cuz we don't know how. Besides, we said "Jobs Jobs Jobs" and no one asked us about that.
Don't take our semi automatics! Too loud.
You think we screwed you before?
We're better at it now.
Maybe that's too much boasting.
A Trailer in every Park. Would solve the housing crisis. There's all those carcinogenic trailers left over from Bush and Katrina. Hey, what's a "carcinogenic"?
Vote for us or we'll secede.
No, they might say "go ahead". We could end up being illegals looking for a job.
I think we've found our winner:
Elect us and we will tell America how to make jobs.
They fell for "Jobs Jobs Jobs". Why not that?
