What should I wear to a gay wedding?

[xotoxi]

My neighbors are getting married and I received this invite in the mail today.

I'm not sure which surname they will use...I think it would be fitting to leave their names as is.

 

[KittenKoder]

 

[RadiomanATL]

Oh man...


.........must.........re...sist....jokes. ...Willpower..........weakening..............(gasp).....

 

[DiveCon]

CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would be a good start

 

[Sunni Man]

Just send them a case of Vasoline as a wedding gift

 

[xotoxi]

CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would be a good start

Good idea.

I was thinking this...but it may be too understated.

 

[Graybeard]

CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would be a good start

Good idea.

I was thinking this...but it may be too understated.

That would work...you wouldn't want to stand out.

 

[manu1959]

a strap on.................

 

[DiveCon]

a strap on.................

um, Xo isnt female
LOL

 

[DiveCon]

CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would be a good start

Good idea.

I was thinking this...but it may be too understated.

now you wouldnt want to outdress the brid... er either groom

 

[xsited1]

I've been to a bunch of gay weddings. If you're straight, wear what you would normally wear to church. Unless, of course, you're a pagan in which case you will burn in HELL for all of ETERNITY.

(If you're a closeted homosexual, you already know what to wear. )

The Two Gay Irishmen

 

[xotoxi]

CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would be a good start

Good idea.

I was thinking this...but it may be too understated.

That would work...you wouldn't want to stand out.

It's the same thing that Gerald wears when he is out gardening...except he wears a pink sox cap in place of the helmet.

 

[xotoxi]

I've been to a bunch of gay weddings. If you're straight, wear what you would normally wear to church. Unless, of course, you're a pagan in which case you will burn in HELL for all of ETERNITY.

(If you're a closeted homosexual, you already know what to wear. )

The Two Gay Irishmen

Pat Magroin and Phil McCracken...

 

[random3434]

Is Oral Roberts officiating?

 

[xotoxi]

Is Oral Roberts officiating?

I think it is his brother, Anal.

 

[manu1959]

a strap on.................

um, Xo isnt female
LOL

i wouldn't use my real dick on gay folks i don't know....a starp on is a safe bet....

 

[xotoxi]

a strap on.................

um, Xo isnt female
LOL

i wouldn't use my real dick on gay folks i don't know....a starp on is a safe bet....

But I know these guys.

 

[RodISHI]

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[rdean]

My neighbors are getting married and I received this invite in the mail today.

I'm not sure which surname they will use...I think it would be fitting to leave their names as is.

Tell the truth. It's really your wedding. Congratulations. Be proud. I'm sure your fiancee, what's his name, will like whatever you're wearing.

 

[strollingbones]

i think its sad you violated their privacy by making an invitation public.....i really thought a bit more of you ...why the "gay" wedding...wear what you would wear to any wedding and stop being a fucking retard.