What is a conservative?

oral sex is sodomy as well.

Any "non natural" male/female sex is sodomy.
In some religions any non "missionary" style sex is sodomy.
that is why they call it missionary style :)

Oral sex is not sodomy. That is not what the Texas statute outlawed.
Missionary position is not called that because "some religions" (name one) outlaw anything else. It is called that because natives in other countries saw missionaries practicing it.

sod·om·y   [sod-uh-mee]
noun
1.
anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2.
copulation with a member of the same sex.
3.
bestiality (def. 4).

I think the Catholics included oral copulation in there just so they won't have to do it.

Besides......oral copulation isn't sex according to Bubba.
 
"but at the same time the government has no right telling me I can't promote my religion, or practice my religion...."

At the same time as a practicing Christian my whole life that if you come over to me wanting to promote your religion I can lawfully take action to prevent you from espousing your views upon me or my family. I have no problem with anyone practicing their religion, as long as they dont try to persuade me. Thats part of conservatism also.
 
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Wait, let me add one:

Invade, destroy and occupy countries that annoy you (as long as they can't fight back). This is our planet and everyone must do things our way. Fill American body bags, destroy American military lives and families, waste trillions. Then tell us how you support the troops.

No charge for that one.

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Thanks for the ignorant, douche-baggy rant.
 
sod·om·y   [sod-uh-mee]
noun
1.
anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
2.
copulation with a member of the same sex.
3.
bestiality (def. 4).
OK, apparently teh Texas statute prohibited anal and oral sex between members of the same sex.

So what? The Supremes decided that consensual sex, in the privacy of the home, is a right protected by the Tenth Amendment. Why does this piss you off?

Interesting to note that in KS Bestiallity being illegal was repealed by 2010 Kansas Laws Ch. 136 (H.B. 2668).

approximately 30 states have enacted laws that prohibit sexual contact between humans and animals.

Overview of Zoophilia and Bestiality Laws

Only 30 states make sex with animals illegal? NO wonder Muslims want to come over here.

TX was no on the list of it being illegal there.
I guess if the sheep is gay it is illegal though?
 
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OK, apparently teh Texas statute prohibited anal and oral sex between members of the same sex.

So what? The Supremes decided that consensual sex, in the privacy of the home, is a right protected by the Tenth Amendment. Why does this piss you off?

Interesting to note that in KS Bestiallity being illegal was repealed by 2010 Kansas Laws Ch. 136 (H.B. 2668).

approximately 30 states have enacted laws that prohibit sexual contact between humans and animals.

Overview of Zoophilia and Bestiality Laws


Only 30 states make sex with animals illegal? NO wonder Muslims want to come over here.

TX was no on the list of it being illegal there.
I guess if the sheep is gay it is illegal though?

Or necrophilia for that matter.

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf...f.,cf.osb&fp=3a06c9010a32a30&biw=1366&bih=643
 
Liberals have businesses?

A sheep escort service in TX?

Now I understand why calf roping is so popular in TX.
And why chaps have no crotch?
Bovine bondage :D
 
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No wonder the Muslims hate us they chop your head off for bestaillity don't they?

They also bury woman up to their necks in rocks/dirt and allow the community to throw rocks at their head until they're dead... I suppose men only get buried up to their waist when they're stoned for "crimes" - that or hang them from a fucking CAT....
 
Steve Wynn the Las Vegas magnate?
Duhhh! During a reseccion gambling resorts will of course suffer more than average.
Not enough Baptist conventions and such I suppose.
 
Look forward to it folks. The left can't defend the mess the current administration put us in so they will try a few end runs to get the pressure off Barry Hussein.
 
Steve Wynn the Las Vegas magnate?
Duhhh! During a reseccion gambling resorts will of course suffer more than average.
Not enough Baptist conventions and such I suppose.

I have absolutely no idea about who the fuck you're talking about...

Furthermore do you actually believe that all Christians are the same???

As a Catholic you may as well compare a Baptist or Mormon to a Muslim.
 
Steve Wynn the Las Vegas magnate?
Duhhh! During a reseccion gambling resorts will of course suffer more than average.
Not enough Baptist conventions and such I suppose.

I have absolutely no idea about who the fuck you're talking about...

Furthermore do you actually believe that all Christians are the same???

As a Catholic you may as well compare a Baptist or Mormon to a Muslim.

all Christians SHOULD be the same.
There was only one Jesus and he taught only one way.
 
Steve Wynn the Las Vegas magnate?
Duhhh! During a reseccion gambling resorts will of course suffer more than average.
Not enough Baptist conventions and such I suppose.

I have absolutely no idea about who the fuck you're talking about...

Furthermore do you actually believe that all Christians are the same???

As a Catholic you may as well compare a Baptist or Mormon to a Muslim.

all Christians SHOULD be the same.
There was only one Jesus and he taught only one way.

I suppose I agree with that..... But I could really care less....

Besides, using that logic Muslims would be Christians...
 
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Steve Wynn the Las Vegas magnate?
Duhhh! During a reseccion gambling resorts will of course suffer more than average.
Not enough Baptist conventions and such I suppose.

I have absolutely no idea about who the fuck you're talking about...

Furthermore do you actually believe that all Christians are the same???

As a Catholic you may as well compare a Baptist or Mormon to a Muslim.

all Christians SHOULD be the same.
There was only one Jesus and he taught only one way.

That's a bit narrow-minded.

Jesus said to be perfect....not identical.
 
I have absolutely no idea about who the fuck you're talking about...

Furthermore do you actually believe that all Christians are the same???

As a Catholic you may as well compare a Baptist or Mormon to a Muslim.

all Christians SHOULD be the same.
There was only one Jesus and he taught only one way.

That's a bit narrow-minded.

Jesus said to be perfect....not identical.

And how many different definitions of perfect are there in Christianity?

some encourage war and killing, Jesus did not.
Some cheat and steal, Jesus did not.
Some are mean to their neighbor, jeasu was not.
Some shun others because they are different. Jesus did not.

And the only time he ever got violent was running the moneychangers from the temple.
And he paid for this with his life. It was the last straw with the Jewish church. And they had the Romans crucify him.
 
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all Christians SHOULD be the same.
There was only one Jesus and he taught only one way.

That's a bit narrow-minded.

Jesus said to be perfect....not identical.

And how many different definitions of perfect are there in Christianity?

some encourage war and killing, Jesus did not.
Some cheat and steal, Jesus did not.
Some are mean to their neighbor, jeasu was not.
Some shun others because they are different. Jesus did not.

And the only time he ever got violent was running the moneychangers from the temple.
And he paid for this with his life. It was the last straw with the Jewish church. And they had the Romans crucify him.

The last straw was when he called the Pharisees hypocrites. That was days after he blew up over the filth that was making money off of Jewish traditions.

Jesus said be perfect and sin no more.

It's not as easy as it sounds.
 
That's a bit narrow-minded.

Jesus said to be perfect....not identical.

And how many different definitions of perfect are there in Christianity?

some encourage war and killing, Jesus did not.
Some cheat and steal, Jesus did not.
Some are mean to their neighbor, jeasu was not.
Some shun others because they are different. Jesus did not.

And the only time he ever got violent was running the moneychangers from the temple.
And he paid for this with his life. It was the last straw with the Jewish church. And they had the Romans crucify him.

The last straw was when he called the Pharisees hypocrites. That was days after he blew up over the filth that was making money off of Jewish traditions.

Jesus said be perfect and sin no more.

It's not as easy as it sounds.

Not the first in a long line of progressive scumbags calling other people hypocrites and dissing Jews.
 
So what? The Supremes decided that consensual sex, in the privacy of the home, is a right protected by the Tenth Amendment. Why does this piss you off?

Interesting to note that in KS Bestiallity being illegal was repealed by 2010 Kansas Laws Ch. 136 (H.B. 2668).

approximately 30 states have enacted laws that prohibit sexual contact between humans and animals.

Overview of Zoophilia and Bestiality Laws


Only 30 states make sex with animals illegal? NO wonder Muslims want to come over here.

TX was no on the list of it being illegal there.
I guess if the sheep is gay it is illegal though?

Or necrophilia for that matter.

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf...f.,cf.osb&fp=3a06c9010a32a30&biw=1366&bih=643




Politicians screw all of the voters all of the time.

In Chicago, dead people vote.

Politicians screwing dead people vote is necrophilia in the political sense. Must be legal in Illinois.
 

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