What are the answers?

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    There are so many things that bug me because they lack an answer. Things like, why is abbreviation such a long word? How does Teflon stick to the pan? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

    One of the biggest mysteries for me is why did confectioners develop white chocolate? We all know chocolate is brown. Blimey, It's even a colour and that's brown too! So why the hell white chocolate?

    Well, today, I found the answer. I came across this picture and the reason we have white chocolate became clear:

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    It's so black babies can look messy too!
     
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    And how come in an emergency room they abbreviate gun shot wound to GSW, thereby adding two more syllables?
     
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    Lololol
     
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    And here's another one that bugs the hell out of me. We know precisely what the speed of light is, but what's the speed of dark?
     
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    Faster than the speed of a rhino.

    *hides*
     
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    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
     
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    So you can make phunny jokes?
     
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    Aren't these all Gallagher rip-offs?

    Like why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
     
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    why do slim chance and fat chance mean the same?
     

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