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    GET WOKE AND KNOW THYSELF

    Fact- The original Israelis were black

    Fact- The ancient Egyptians were black

    Fact- Ancient Greeks were black

    Fact- Vikings were black

    Fact- Shakespeare was black

    Fact- The first US president was black

    I could go on and on but y'all get the point. Every important person in human history be black, except for Hitler who was definitely white and also had a small penis. Now you probably saying to yourself, How can this be? why did I not learn any of this in history lessons? Well it's simple my brothas and sistas, it happened due to an insidious white invention called "racism".

    You see, sometime in the middle ages, tiny dick white Europeans invented the concept of racism and began the strange practice of writing blacks out of history. Using so called "artistic license" they set about repainting ancient artifacts with white faces. They did this to ensure that the black race will never become resurgent and also because they jealous of the size of black dicks.

    I'm sure these revelations are very upsetting to the tiny dick white supremacists out there but the time has come for black consciousness to awaken the world to the truth.
     
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    Nice parody thread. Couldn't have done it better myself. :laughing0301:
     
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    The original Hebrews were Black. Its pretty obvious if you read the bible
    The ancient Egyptians were Black. You dont portray yourself as Black or have Black DNA if youre not Black.
    Some of the ancient Greeks were Black but they were a mixed society.
    Some of the Vikings were Black but no one is proud of that.
    Dont know really know for sure about Shakesphere and dont really care.
    My number 1 pet peeve when I among Black people that believe such BS. The idea that the first POTUS or the first slave owner was Black means you have lost your mind.
     
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    Amen my brother. You probably already know this but I will share the story of Yakub to enlighten the white devils.

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    6,000 years ago, a black scientist by the name of Yakub created white people using a process known as grafting. Within 6 months these "albanoid" people were causing chaos so the king banished them across the burning sands to the frigid caves of Europe. There, the albanoids engaged in degenerate practices such as homosexuality and cannibalism. They mated with wolves who became their friends. Eventually Moses arrived to civilize the albaniods, but once they were out of their caves, they began to rampage across earth, laying waste to everything in their path.
     
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    Nah thats just a metaphor for the real reason whites occurred. It was a recessive mutation.

    http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/10/new-gene-variants-reveal-evolution-human-skin-color


    Previous research on skin-color genes fit that picture. For example, a “depigmentation gene” called SLC24A5 linked to pale skin swept through European populations in the past 6000 years.
     
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    tl;dr
     
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    You're pretty good, mang. I can't tell if you're trolling or you're serious. :happy-1:
     
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    Troll thread. By an insecure, demoralized, disenfranchised dudette with a tiny pecker.

    Thanks for the entertainment.
     
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    Yo brotha everything I said in this thread is absolutely true and backed up by scientific fact. True science, not the lies spread by white institutions of so called higher learning.
     
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