Unpaid Disinformation Agents?????

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    Ok, I am one of several* constantly being accused of being a "disinformation agent" by our resident brain trust, the twoofers.

    I pause here to relay the information that earlier today I read a post by one of the newer tweoofers where he called jillian a "bush dupe". That doesn't really have anything to do with anything, but it is funny as hell if you ask me!
    Anyway, onward and upward.
    I have not been paid for this valuable community service, and rumor has it that a couple of the other "accused" have not been paid either.


    We want our money. We work hard and pay our taxes. We deserve it.


    I cannot find a "Disinformation Human Resource Office anywhere. I think insisting that there was one, was, yes you guessed it, disinformation.


    Still, I think I can speak for the group here, we want our money. Like I previously stated, we work hard, we pay our taxes (right guys?)and we deserve it.

    Therefore , in light of the nonexistence of an centralized organization that will pay us, I propose we institute a User Fee for our valuable disinformation.

    I say we charge per post, with an extra charge for "extra services". We send the bill to Alex Jones, with the "extra charges" paid by the twoofers on an individual basis.
    extra charges could be;

    Responding to post - 1 buck
    Mental health evaluation - 3 bucks
    Simple ridicule - 5 bucks
    Advanced ridicule - 8 bucks
    Repetition surcharge - 10 bucks



    There could be more. Please submit your ideas.
     
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    yeah, where's MY money
     
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    Alex Jones has plenty of money, funny huh?

    Oh, it loks like we have a customer, its idEOTs!
    10 dollar repetition surcharge right off the bat!
     
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    2 bucks a minute for first time view of youtube
    12 bucks a minute for each additional viewing
     
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    there is a disinfo workers local?
     
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    we should unionize!:smoke:
     
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    the dues will have to be based on how much we are actually paid for doing the work ;)
     

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