The Rabbi

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    At the regular Shabbat morning service, the Rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more.
    There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular.

    Abraham Ginsburg, who owns several car dealerships in the town stands up and proclaims "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a
    new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV!"

    The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

    Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If the Rabbi will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish
    a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"

    More sighs and loud applause.

    Rachel Rubin, age 72, stands and announces with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays,
    I will give him sex!"

    There is total stunned silence.

    The Rabbi, blushing, asks her, "Mrs Rubin, you're a wonderful and very kosher Jewish lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"

    Rachel's 74-year old husband, Moshe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,

    "Well... I just asked my husband how we could help and he said, "Fuck him!"
     
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    LOL...good one
     

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