The news is covering up zombies

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    Ok, there was that guy in florida who was eating someone's face and got shot for it. I said it was zombies, but then the news decided they would use zombies to demonize a drug called bath salts based on the highly scientific evidence of some cop made the shit up. That is pretty much most evidence against drugs, but now they have found the guy had none of the chemicals of bath salts in his system and the only drug he had done was pot. Now the media wants to continue to cover up zombies in florida by trying to tell us pot makes people eat other people. Sorry, but if that were the case we would be knee deep in tons of cannibalism cases, and we all know that no matter how bad the munchies get you don't go down to the local bridge and eat yourself a bum.

    Why can't the news just admit it was zombies instead of spreading more ant-drug lies about pot?
     
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    I hope the new stuff I tried tonight is OK...My brother and his wife went out for dinner and
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    So you have something if you get the munchies...
     
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    Zombies invading
    Wheres my shotgun ima go all hobo on their ass
     
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    I prefer the lawnmower, but that would have been peter jackson's dead alive because there were no zombies in HWaSG.
     
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    It's a vast left wing conspiracy, cuz DAMMIT zombies are people too!!
     

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