Keeb refers to the deity worshiped by Followers of Keeb. Followers of Keeb believe that Keeb is the one and only true God of the Universe. Though Keeb is traditionally referred to as a "He", the Followers believe He has no sex. He may be equivalently referred to as "She" or "It". Beliefs of the Followers of Keeb: 1. Keeb is the one and only true God 2. Keeb is omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient, with the exception that Keeb cannot predict the future. Thus, freedom of choice is preserved. The future is not already determined. "Before" Keeb created the Universe, the future was determined. Because of this, time was merely a fourth spatial dimension. When Keeb "decided" to create the Universe, He caused the fourth spatial dimension to change, via quantum tunneling, into the dimension known as time. Thus Keeb gave up some of His control on the Universe in exchange for giving Human free will. However, He retains ultimate control, as He is free at any time to return the dimension of time to being a spatial dimension. 3. Keeb is a good God. 4. Keeb does not wish to damn those who do not believe in Him to Hell. This is the primary difference between Keeb and other deities. Keeb welcomes followers of all religions into His Kingdom, all he requires is that one live a life in accordance with His Three Teachings (see below). 5. Although those who do not wish to follow Keeb may make it to Heaven, following Keeb in one's Earthly life will make one's Earthly life more fulfilling. 6. Partaking of marijuana is the predominant method by which followers of Keeb worship Him. Other methods are possible, however. Meditation, other psychedellics, good works, and using ones creative abilities are also ways to worship Him. 7. Followers believe that in the beginning there was only Keeb and the Motherbud. Keeb was lonely, and wished to have companions with which to share he wonderful bounty. So He created Earth and Human, and gave to Human cuttings from His Motherbud. In this way, Human could help Keeb propagate His bounty, as well as share it with Him. 8. The funniest, as well as the Holiest, number is the integer three. 9. Multilpes of three are also Holy. All other prime numbers above three have a special significance that will only be revealed in the Afterlife. The Three Teachings of Keeb 1) Love thy neighbor as thyself. 2) Do not fear Keeb. 3) Smoke marijuana if you want to, and can, but you don't have to. But Keeb recommends it. Formal Worship of Keeb, to the knowledge of this author, first took place in 1995 at Louisiana State University, though informal Worship of Keeb has taken place for millenia. The Following of Keeb has since spread, with Worshippers as far west as California and as far east as Tennessee. The Followers of Keeb have a single leader. This leader is mostly ceremonial in nature, and cannot single handedly issue any dogma. This leader is known as the "King" because he is the most recent winner of the competition known as "King of Weed." In this contest, a Follower of Keeb may challenge the current King. Originally, the game was played simply by determining who could smoke the most marijuana in a sitting. Due to the obvious expense involved, the game as since been modified. The King and the challenger get into a car (or other closed space) with the doors shut and the windows rolled up, and begin smoking marijuana. The first to crack a window or open the door is the loser. To date, only two Followers have ever been King, and only one has held the title for any longer than a year.