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I went around encouraging women to have abortions, driving gays to Vermont to get married, and ripping the crosses off of necklaces of anyone who would dare wear one in public.
So you don't take weekends off?
Was obviously joking.
I want zero abortions, couldn't care less about gays getting married or not, couldn't care less if every citizen wears 10 crosses out in public.
I'm just playing along with the assumptions kosher has made about me.