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What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?
Crazy Cruz could have fed several hungry kids with all that ammo he burned up.
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Depends on what you point it at.I wonder how much it costs to cook bacon with a machine gun?
It's been done before.That video makes Libtard heads explode because they all want to ban firearms and are all pussy homosexual vegans.
Kudos to Cruz for pushing the right buttons.
As you pretend it could.No, but you can pretend that it couldn't happen.All these crazy videos they keep putting out to show that they have some gumption, like Trump, LMAO. I fully expect one to release one of himself pretend raping his wife.Trump has really got these nuts running scared.
They really are clowns. They're so desperate, one could almost feel sorry for them. None of them are looking very presidential. Including Drumpf. None are talking issues, including Drumpf.
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You call that humor?
It's been done before.That video makes Libtard heads explode because they all want to ban firearms and are all pussy homosexual vegans.
Kudos to Cruz for pushing the right buttons.
I thought it was silly.
Your ignorance is astounding.
Be veeewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
Your ignorance of cultural references is astounding.Your ignorance is astounding.
Be veeewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
He's obviously going bird hunting.
Your attempts at satire pathetic.Your ignorance of cultural references is astounding.Your ignorance is astounding.
Be veeewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
He's obviously going bird hunting.
Desperately trying to get an attention.What would possess a person to wrap bacon around the barrel of a machine gun and then fire enough rounds to cook it?
Except he isn't using a machine gun.You probably shouldn't try this at home.
Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.
I guess you didn't notice the over and under shotgun which is typically a bird gun. You usually shoot wabbits with a 22.Your ignorance is astounding.
Be veeewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
He's obviously going bird hunting.
You could shoot rabbits with a shotgun. But generally a choked O/U like that is a bird gun. ANd nice catch on the pheasants.I guess you didn't notice the over and under shotgun which is typically a bird gun. You usually shoot wabbits with a 22.Your ignorance is astounding.
Be veeewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits!
He's obviously going bird hunting.
But the giveaway was all of the dead Pheasants on the wall.
You probably shouldn't try this at home.
Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.
In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.
"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.
Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.
"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.
"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.
Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun
Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.
