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Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.
In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.
"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.
Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.
"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.
"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.
Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun
Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.
So, what part upsets Obama supporters the most? The gun or the bacon?
The truth doesn't matter to these people.It wasn't even a machine gun he was firing.
You know this how?It wasn't even a machine gun he was firing.
The rifle was in the video and it was very obviously not a machine gun.You know this how?It wasn't even a machine gun he was firing.
You know this how?It wasn't even a machine gun he was firing.
Cook bacon with a gun?
Hell, Donald Trump can fry an egg on his hot trophy wife's ass.
And not the people who believe he used a machine gun?True idiocy on the part of Cruz.
Looked like an AR-15 or M4.And not the people who believe he used a machine gun?True idiocy on the part of Cruz.
Looked like an AR-15 or M4.And not the people who believe he used a machine gun?True idiocy on the part of Cruz.
Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.
Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.
Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.
You people are so fake. You've never done this and you know it. No one gives a shit about your love for guns. It definitely adds nothing to being manly i can safely say that.Personally....I like my bacon extra crispy......so an M60 works better. Run a belt thru and breakfast is served.
Exactly.......if you think it does.....you're a fucking idiot.You people are so fake. You've never done this and you know it. No one gives a shit about your love for guns. It definitely adds nothing to being manly i can safely say that.Personally....I like my bacon extra crispy......so an M60 works better. Run a belt thru and breakfast is served.