Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

[Lakhota]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

 

[The Rabbi]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

 

[Lakhota]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list. Ted's going strong for the crazy vote.

 

[The Rabbi]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

 

[Lakhota]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

 

[The Rabbi]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

 

[Ravi]

Trump has really got these nuts running scared.

 

[Lakhota]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

 

[NYcarbineer]

He should have served in the military. At least they'd have taught him the difference between a gun and a frying pan.

 

[The Rabbi]

Wow Dems are envious that they can't boil kale that way.

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

You didnt have to, Kemosabe. I've seen enough of your posts here to piece it together. at least you're not denying the fact.

 

[Moonglow]

Does he cook it covered with water for a really crispy bacon?

 

[Lakhota]

Hey, Nathan, I bet that puts Cruz at the top of your list.

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

You didnt have to, Kemosabe. I've seen enough of your posts here to piece it together. at least you're not denying the fact.

Fact? Why bother to deny your stupid shit? You just make up more stupid shit.

 

[The Rabbi]

Cruz has always been on the upper part of my list. He's smart, conservative, and he makes lib heads explode.

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

You didnt have to, Kemosabe. I've seen enough of your posts here to piece it together. at least you're not denying the fact.

Fact? Why bother to deny your stupid shit? You just make up more stupid shit.

Ironic post is moronic.

 

[Lakhota]

Yeah, not unlike a Jewish Rabbi with a Nathan Bedford Forrest avatar.

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

You didnt have to, Kemosabe. I've seen enough of your posts here to piece it together. at least you're not denying the fact.

Fact? Why bother to deny your stupid shit? You just make up more stupid shit.

Ironic post is moronic.

You seem more and more deranged each day. I wish you well, Nathan.

 

[The Rabbi]

Is that like a fake Indian who worked mopping floors on the NYSE?

Except I didn't say that - you did.

You didnt have to, Kemosabe. I've seen enough of your posts here to piece it together. at least you're not denying the fact.

Fact? Why bother to deny your stupid shit? You just make up more stupid shit.

Ironic post is moronic.

You seem more and more deranged each day. I wish you well, Nathan.

LOL. I'm not the one posting serial crap about GOP candidates, most of it lies.

 

[mudwhistle]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

What's your point?

 

[mudwhistle]

Quite a change from a week of Planned-parenthood videos of doctors talking about baby parts like they're no different from bacon.

 

[OKTexas]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

Kewl

And no, I'd rather see him as the AG.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

You probably shouldn't try this at home.

Presidential candidate and U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) tried out a new method for cooking bacon that involves a machine gun.

In a video released Monday by the Independent Journal Review, Cruz is seen at a shooting range firing a machine gun with the barrel wrapped in bacon and covered with aluminum foil.

"There are few things I enjoy more than on weekends cooking breakfast with the family. Of course in Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks," Cruz says at the beginning of the video.

Once the grease starts dripping, Cruz removes the aluminum foil and tastes the bacon.

"Mmmm. Machine-gun bacon," Cruz says with a laugh.

"Hot and crispy. It's just the way I like it," Matt Halsrud, of Central Iowa Impact Indoor Shooting Range, says at the end of the video.



Ted Cruz Cooks Bacon With A Machine Gun

Well, that should certainly qualify Cruz for Trump's VP.

Kewl

And no, I'd rather see him as the AG.

I've heard that Trump would choose Trey Gowdy as his AG.

 

[Lakhota]

I wonder how much it costs to cook bacon with a machine gun?