Staff morale boosters

[Delta4Embassy]

Thinking about the thankless job of moderating a discussion site (and seeing the 'contributing members-only group) how about a special 'Staff-only' avatar of like a huge Conan-like barbarian with blood dripping axe in pseudo-police uniform surrounded by 'users' dressed as...say sheep (borrowing from CK's Sig.) Or even a t-shirt of that "I'm a Moderator on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum" -free advertising.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Or something like this (but changed to reflect a mod and tag for link to the site)

Be a badass t-shirt or avatar no?

The 'Fines for late Books' could be Rules on-site, etc.

 

[shart_attack]

Dude, is there ever a day that you DON'T kiss ass?

You should try a new schtick: kissing ass tends not to earn much respect from most people who matter.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I always try to keep my karma balanced. After a negative post or thread critical of the new format, I wanted to post a positive one so as not just be dumping on it.

I don't kiss anyone's ass, let alone (and no disrespect meant) a mere website operator.

 

[shart_attack]

I always try to keep my karma balanced. After a negative post or thread critical of the new format, I wanted to post a positive one so as not just be dumping on it.

I don't kiss anyone's ass, let alone (and no disrespect meant) a mere website operator.

Bullcrap. It's all you do.

Well, that, and penning threads about the importance of letting children watch their parents having sex.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Disturbing that you go that from that thread. Maybe if you got some reading glasses?

 

[shart_attack]

Disturbing that you go that from that thread. Maybe if you got some reading glasses?

Not anywhere near as disturbing as the thread in question itself, sunshine.

Effects on children seeing their parents nude having sex et al. US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

 

[Delta4Embassy]

So report it as I have been your off-topic posts bashing them. We'll see who wins.

 

[shart_attack]

So report it as I have been your off-topic posts bashing them. We'll see who wins.

I guess that would explain this thread, then. And obviously, I was spot-on correct with the first thing I said on it. Go figure.

I'll leave with this other really beautiful work of art created by you in the Health and Lifestyles forum:

Does Pornography Harm Children Who View It US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

You. Go. Tiger.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Thanks for the publicity. Had been thinking "is this tool's gonna malign my posts I sure wish he'd link to them so people can see what a moron he is."

 

[shart_attack]

Thanks for the publicity. Had been thinking "is this tool's gonna malign my posts I sure wish he'd link to them so people can see what a moron he is."

Think what you will, sport.

But I have no doubt that given those links, most people can clearly see what's going on here.

Just sayin'.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

At some point, witnesses are gonna think we're an old married couple for how we quarrel.

 

[shart_attack]

At some point, witnesses are gonna think we're an old married couple for how we quarrel.

Sounds like wishful thinking on your part, to me.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Thinking about the thankless job of moderating a discussion site (and seeing the 'contributing members-only group) how about a special 'Staff-only' avatar of like a huge Conan-like barbarian with blood dripping axe in pseudo-police uniform surrounded by 'users' dressed as...say sheep (borrowing from CK's Sig.) Or even a t-shirt of that "I'm a Moderator on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum" -free advertising.

Mods suck.

They hinder my ability to reign supreme over the mindless, inferior, dupes that need my help to come in out of the rain.

If I could, I would emasculate all mods by FORCING them to watch me get busy with their favorite online love-interest.

Also, I don't like authority in general because of my unresolved mommy-issues.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Ever been on a modless discussion site with a political and religious group?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Ever been on a modless discussion site with a political and religious group?

What happens? Do Christians eat my brains or something?

I'm online. If I get my ass kicked unfairly, I just go fishing or beat up on some neighborhood punk.

I'm on the internets - I'm certain that my wounds will not need medical attention.

 

[percysunshine]

Thinking about the thankless job of moderating a discussion site (and seeing the 'contributing members-only group) how about a special 'Staff-only' avatar of like a huge Conan-like barbarian with blood dripping axe in pseudo-police uniform surrounded by 'users' dressed as...say sheep (borrowing from CK's Sig.) Or even a t-shirt of that "I'm a Moderator on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum" -free advertising.

Mods suck.

They hinder my ability to reign supreme over the mindless, inferior, dupes that need my help to come in out of the rain.

If I could, I would emasculate all mods by FORCING them to watch me get busy with their favorite online love-interest.

Also, I don't like authority in general because of my unresolved mommy-issues.

.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Sucking up is a banable infraction by the way; not to mention that the rest of the kiddies will tease you at recess.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

@ The overpaid mods - this is definitely NOT my color.

Ban him!!!

 

[shart_attack]

@ The overpaid mods - this is definitely NOT my color.

Ban him!!!

Maybe they never got to watch their parents have sex when they were children or something.

Let's just hope their folks put it on tape.