Okay so lately, there is this ad for a site called "Cougarlife.com" on the top of our board. Seriously? They really think they're going to find a bunch of verile, young hunks like me on this board??? Or gorgeously altered rich women who can afford young hunks? WTF??? I mean look, the Ron Paul ad I get. Newsmax? Sure! I go to all their polls just to vote the opposite of what they think (Love their questions e.g. "Do you think Obama has ever done anything wrong at all, and is therefore unfit to be president?" I answered No.) An ad to get your useless degree in Military History so you can claim authority during argument with the other old farts in your bocci ball league? Yeah okay, you'll find students for that here. An ad to import a mail order bride from a poverty state? Yup. Lots of old farts will convince themselves that some little brunette wants nothing more than to watch them chat on the internet in their tighty whiteys all day. But rich beautiful women and hot young guys???? Here??? I'm shocked! I'm insulted! I'm more than just a piece of meat you know! I have a mind and substance and, and .... someone hand me a tissue.