Something truly weird about this board...

[Toro]

Okay so lately, there is this ad for a site called "Cougarlife.com" on the top of our board. Seriously? They really think they're going to find a bunch of verile, young hunks like me on this board???
Or gorgeously altered rich women who can afford young hunks? WTF???

I mean look, the Ron Paul ad I get.
Newsmax? Sure! I go to all their polls just to vote the opposite of what they think (Love their questions e.g. "Do you think Obama has ever done anything wrong at all, and is therefore unfit to be president?" I answered No.)
An ad to get your useless degree in Military History so you can claim authority during argument with the other old farts in your bocci ball league? Yeah okay, you'll find students for that here.
An ad to import a mail order bride from a poverty state? Yup. Lots of old farts will convince themselves that some little brunette wants nothing more than to watch them chat on the internet in their tighty whiteys all day.

But rich beautiful women and hot young guys???? Here??? I'm shocked! I'm insulted! I'm more than just a piece of meat you know! I have a mind and substance and, and .... someone hand me a tissue.

At least he didn't write "Why are there all these ads for sex with animals on this board? I don't understand!"

 

[IndependntLogic]

I get the cougar life ad, too.

Given my age, my age-appropriate cougars must be about 90 years old!

Eeek!

Yeah no kidding! And I use my other computer for all my Gay-Mormon-Animal Porn! I've also gotten one ofr breast implants and I consider my breast to be the perfect size and shape!

Actually, I think we figured out why this started showing up. We live in Vegas which means we get free tickets to the shows (If anyone is coming for a visit, let me know and we'll get you some comps) through a local "seat-filler" company. They don't want tourist coming and seeing empty theatres for Cirque due Soleil etc... They have been pushing some show with "Kendra" who is apparently Hugh Hefner's ex or something, vaudeville stuff and The Miss America Pageant. So every time we click to see what's available, those have been coming up. I bet that's why this Cougar thing suddenly made it's appearance.
So wtf would make a degree in Military History come up? Hmmm. Ah of course. The charity work I've been doing (see my avatar).

Well this was meant as just some fun humor but thanks to Quantum, I've installed Ghostery and learned something new! Thanks guys!

 

[Swagger]

I'm just waiting for one of the younger lads to 'fess-up and admit to seeing a Live Jasmin ad...

 

[Vengeance]

I'm just waiting for one of the younger lads to 'fess-up and admit to seeing a Live Jasmin ad...

And exactly how is it that you would know about Live Jasmin?

 

[kwc57]

I post from work and they block the ads, so I never see any.

 

[Foxfyre]

Now there's an add for a politicsl publication at the top and one for the Smith's Grocery Stores at the bottom. I spend a lot of time on the political threads, of course, but apparently its picking up my interest in food, cooking, and recipes too.

 

[ABikerSailor]

I think the ad software determines what ads you'd like from the forums you hang out on here.

 

[Mr Natural]

I post from work and they block the ads, so I never see any.

You're lucky.

Now get back to work.

 

[IndependntLogic]

I'm just waiting for one of the younger lads to 'fess-up and admit to seeing a Live Jasmin ad...

And exactly how is it that you would know about Live Jasmin?

Okay I'm curious but thanks to this thread, now I'm also paranoid about looking it up. Live Jasmin? I assume it's some girl named Jasmin who does um "interesting" things live on the internet?

 

[peach174]

Mine Says Homeland Security Degrees

 

[Vengeance]

I'm just waiting for one of the younger lads to 'fess-up and admit to seeing a Live Jasmin ad...

And exactly how is it that you would know about Live Jasmin?

Okay I'm curious but thanks to this thread, now I'm also paranoid about looking it up. Live Jasmin? I assume it's some girl named Jasmin who does um "interesting" things live on the internet?

Live sex chat and cams available with multiple 'corespondents' , ubiquitous on sex oriented sites from the merely titilating to hardcore- maybe the most common popup in the x rated domains.

 

[IndependntLogic]

And exactly how is it that you would know about Live Jasmin?

Okay I'm curious but thanks to this thread, now I'm also paranoid about looking it up. Live Jasmin? I assume it's some girl named Jasmin who does um "interesting" things live on the internet?

Live sex chat and cams available with multiple 'corespondents' , ubiquitous on sex oriented sites from the merely titilating to hardcore- maybe the most common popup in the x rated domains.

Well I've got a webcam and I must admit that for 50, I'm in amazing shape. So how much should I charge the women on that site to talk to me?

 

[Vengeance]

Well I've got a webcam and I must admit that for 50, I'm in amazing shape. So how much should I charge the women on that site to talk to me?

You might try a negotiation... I for one would be curious to know how it goes

 

[alan1]

Well I've got a webcam and I must admit that for 50, I'm in amazing shape. So how much should I charge the women on that site to talk to me?

Do the gay guys get to see you for free?