Somebody HELP me! I’m stuck in the 90s

[petro]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Do you still Party Like it's 1999?

 

[Rocko]

I can’t believe so many people get tattoos nowadays. Personally I would never get one, and it’s such a turnoff for me when a woman has one.

 

[rightwinger]

I can’t believe so many people get tattoos nowadays. Personally I would never get one, and it’s such a turnoff for me when a woman has one.

To me, if it something you are going to wear the rest of your life, I would at least put some thought into and spend good money to get it done by an artist

So much of it looks like graffiti on a wall

I have seen tattoos where I could say, that is an interesting tattoo
I have never seen one where I could say, You look a lot better since you got that tattoo

 

[rightwinger]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Do you still Party Like it's 1999?

Not me.....I go to bed at 10 o’clock

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

I like Moosehead for me...

 

[percysunshine]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

You are doing well. Your avatar is stuck in the 50s.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Oh god, is Clinton still president too ?

 

[rightwinger]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

You are doing well. Your avatar is stuck in the 50s.

Is this the part where I tell you I watch MeTV?

 

[Mr Natural]

Oh god, is Clinton still president too ?

No such luck

 

[percysunshine]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

You are doing well. Your avatar is stuck in the 50s.

Is this the part where I tell you I watch MeTV?

Yup.

 

[rightwinger]

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

I like Moosehead for me...

Moose head is good beer but they up charge for it locally

I drink cheap beer.
$3 a pint or less

 

[Montrovant]

I can’t believe so many people get tattoos nowadays. Personally I would never get one, and it’s such a turnoff for me when a woman has one.

To me, if it something you are going to wear the rest of your life, I would at least put some thought into and spend good money to get it done by an artist

So much of it looks like graffiti on a wall

I have seen tattoos where I could say, that is an interesting tattoo
I have never seen one where I could say, You look a lot better since you got that tattoo

?

 

[rightwinger]

I can’t believe so many people get tattoos nowadays. Personally I would never get one, and it’s such a turnoff for me when a woman has one.

To me, if it something you are going to wear the rest of your life, I would at least put some thought into and spend good money to get it done by an artist

So much of it looks like graffiti on a wall

I have seen tattoos where I could say, that is an interesting tattoo
I have never seen one where I could say, You look a lot better since you got that tattoo

?

Good artwork but overall....

Gross

 

[Crepitus]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Wait, how do tattoos and artificial Christmas trees fit in? Those things existed in the 90s.

OK, so did the Kardashians I suppose, but not many people were paying attention.

Tattoos existed in the 90s, but only on Sailors and Whores

Hey now, I got my first tattoos in the 80s.

 

[Crepitus]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

I'm convinced no one actually likes craft beers, they just say they do because it's trendy.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

I'm convinced no one actually likes craft beers, they just say they do because it's trendy.

It is like those that drink Zima... It is only done once by straight men but the not so straight suck it down...

 

[Crepitus]

I can’t believe so many people get tattoos nowadays. Personally I would never get one, and it’s such a turnoff for me when a woman has one.

To me, if it something you are going to wear the rest of your life, I would at least put some thought into and spend good money to get it done by an artist

So much of it looks like graffiti on a wall

I have seen tattoos where I could say, that is an interesting tattoo
I have never seen one where I could say, You look a lot better since you got that tattoo

?

Cool, the Tim Burton stuff is awesome.

 

[rightwinger]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Wait, how do tattoos and artificial Christmas trees fit in? Those things existed in the 90s.

OK, so did the Kardashians I suppose, but not many people were paying attention.

Tattoos existed in the 90s, but only on Sailors and Whores

Hey now, I got my first tattoos in the 80s.

Were you drunk?

 

[rightwinger]

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

I'm convinced no one actually likes craft beers, they just say they do because it's trendy.

My problem is that some of them are quite good. Others taste like shit
Do I want to pay $7 to find out which is which?

 

[Crepitus]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Wait, how do tattoos and artificial Christmas trees fit in? Those things existed in the 90s.

OK, so did the Kardashians I suppose, but not many people were paying attention.

Tattoos existed in the 90s, but only on Sailors and Whores

Hey now, I got my first tattoos in the 80s.

Were you drunk?

No. Reputable shops will not tattoo a drunk.