Somebody HELP me! I’m stuck in the 90s

[rightwinger]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

 

[Montrovant]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Wait, how do tattoos and artificial Christmas trees fit in? Those things existed in the 90s.

OK, so did the Kardashians I suppose, but not many people were paying attention.

 

[okfine]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

I am not on the Early adopter list. I use an iphone 6 for work. Like you on all others. Could care less about those things.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

I also never watch the damn apprentice and still go barefooted while listening to Everclear...

 

[CrusaderFrank]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Facebookburning blows
I'm shadow banned on Twitter and haven't posted there in months
I'm a notorious photobomber
got the new Galaxy 10
I've Ubered, a female driver wanted sexual favors in lieu of payment. Nah.
The Kardashians, Caitlyn said Biden sniffed her hair. Made her "uncomfortable"
No tatts
Alexa is always listening, I dont have one
I have a spinning artificial tree. I may take a Selfie with it and post it here

 

[rightwinger]

I’ve never had a Facebook Page
Never Twittered
Never took a Selfie
Use an IPhone 6
Never used Uber or Lyft
I don’t keep up with the Kardashians
Don’t have any Tattoos
I don’t have an Alexa
Never had an artificial Christmas Tree

Wait, how do tattoos and artificial Christmas trees fit in? Those things existed in the 90s.

OK, so did the Kardashians I suppose, but not many people were paying attention.

Tattoos existed in the 90s, but only on Sailors and Whores

 

[TNHarley]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

 

[Likkmee]

I still have an 8-track

 

[rightwinger]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

 

[rightwinger]

I still have an 8-track

I have stacks of VHS movies and use CDs instead of music downloads

Like I said......I’m stuck in the 90s

 

[okfine]

I still have an 8-track

I have one. His name is Craig. Loves to eat old tape.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

 

[rightwinger]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[okfine]

I still have an 8-track

I have stacks of VHS movies and use CDs instead of music downloads

Like I said......I’m stuck in the 90s

My Grandma saved pie tins till the day she died in the 80's. WW2 effort.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

 

[rightwinger]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

 

[rightwinger]

 

[Likkmee]

Tattoos are thousands of years old.
You must be REALLY old

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

Coors. Pre-Queers. Elton was still closeted

 

[rightwinger]

Sailors and whores are thousands of years old

I bet you have a six pack of Billy Beer don't you?

Billy Beer tastes like Piss

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

You know you are old:

But if you are stuck in the 90's:

Actually, I avoid craft beers

Go to a bar with 50 beers that they charge $7 a draft for and half of them taste like shit

I go to bars with Yuengling and Rolling Rock for $2 a pint
When I’m in Maryland ......Natty Boh for $1 a pint

Coors. Pre-Queers. Elton was still closeted

Coors was good back then before it was pasteurized
Worst beer on the planet......Coors Light

 

[rightwinger]

Another thing I can’t take is what passes for shorts today. Harder to find a regular pair of shorts anymore

Shorts should be........SHORT

I want them mid thigh, that’s the way I wore them in the 90s