So, I did the Ancestry.com DNA test....

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

Trump's NSA has filed away a copy of your DNA in case they need it someday

 

[TheMoreYouKnow]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

African Heritage in your DNA. It's a well known fact.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Same here...lol!!
My exact response was "no shit".

 

[Dan Stubbs]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

I took the test also, I am not white...Damm I am the OTHER

 

[flacaltenn]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

If you're pure bred maybe you can register with the AKC and take yet another name...

Like Bootney Lee of Falmouth Farnsworth. Blue Ribbon material right there. Just sayin'...

 

[waltky]

I took the test also, I am not white...Damm I am the OTHER

Pork?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Mine said I had Cherokee cheekbones

 

[fncceo]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

Mine came back with only 47% Neanderthal DNA. I'm more evolved than I thought.

 

[Witchit]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

In spite of being 100% Italian back to at least the 1400's, I am 10-15% Middle East, specifically Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Egypt.

Must be the Moops

 

[blastoff]

Turns out....I'm white.

I'm as shocked as the rest of you.

I took the test also, I am not white...Damm I am the OTHER

The good other or bad other?

 

[ptbw forever]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

 

[Witchit]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

 

[ptbw forever]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

Oppression is exactly what would happen if we all became self hating cucks like you.

 

[Witchit]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

Oppression is exactly what would happen if we all became self hating cucks like you.

Project much?

Besides, I’m pretty sure a prerequisite of cuckdom is that one must be male.

 

[ptbw forever]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

Oppression is exactly what would happen if we all became self hating cucks like you.

Project much?

Besides, I’m pretty sure a prerequisite of cuckdom is that one must be male.

Cuckqueans exist, moron. Ask Hillary Clinton.

Funny how that term and "misandry" used to be as common as their male oriented counterparts, but now with "equality" being enforced by feminists those words have magically disappeared from the vocabularies of pretty much everyone because they show the flaws women can have.

 

[Witchit]

I too, am a whiter shade of pale.

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

Oppression is exactly what would happen if we all became self hating cucks like you.

Project much?

Besides, I’m pretty sure a prerequisite of cuckdom is that one must be male.

Cuckqueans exist, moron. Ask Hillary Clinton.

Funny how that term and "misandry" used to be as common as their male oriented counterparts, but now with "equality" being enforced by feminists those words have magically disappeared from the vocabularies of pretty much everyone because they show the flaws women can have.

The lack of that knowledge doesn’t make me a moron. It makes you an incredibly sick fuck who doesn’t know how to operate in a healthy society.

 

[ptbw forever]

And yet you can't wait until white people are an oppressed minority in America....

Nobody said oppressed. That’s just you realizing that what you have done is going to come back and boomerang on you, if karma works.

Oppression is exactly what would happen if we all became self hating cucks like you.

Project much?

Besides, I’m pretty sure a prerequisite of cuckdom is that one must be male.

Cuckqueans exist, moron. Ask Hillary Clinton.

Funny how that term and "misandry" used to be as common as their male oriented counterparts, but now with "equality" being enforced by feminists those words have magically disappeared from the vocabularies of pretty much everyone because they show the flaws women can have.

The lack of that knowledge doesn’t make me a moron. It makes you an incredibly sick fuck who doesn’t know how to operate in a healthy society.

I have thoroughly researched my enemies. You definitely don't want a healthy society.

More of you than you would ever believe are the sole contributors to the cuckold fetish websites and content that litter the internet.

No conservatives other than the "Flake" variety would ever be caught dead watching someone have sex with their spouse.

 

[dfens]

I came out 12.5% jewish, 12.5% white, 12.5% black, 12.5% native american, 12.5% mexican, 12.5% chinese, 12.5% indian, and 12.5% arab.

I guess my great grandparents were really into interracial mixing.