Sex Forum

[saveliberty]

I've witnessed all of you batshit crazy on here once or twice.

Who are you addressing? If you are addressing me, please give some examples. Especially if you are going to accuse me of starting threads about sex to "bait" people. I'm waiting.

Pretty sure all means everyone correct? Point being we all have moments. No, I did no such accusing, even if you did, so what? As long as you are within board rules right?

 

[Gracie]

I see one of the drama whores has arrived.

You may now lock the thread. I got the point across, so nuff said.

cereal_killer AngelsNDemons

The drama whore arrived in the first post.

LOL- don't want to read Bonzi's posts- use the ignore button.
Don't want to read posts by Bonzi and Chris- don't open the thread.

Just because you can't resist reading their posts doesn't make it everyone else's problem.

You musta missed where I said Bonzi starts out seemingly innocent threads...sometimes some very good threads which is why I have not put her on ignore....but then it turns to disgusting stuff. Reading comprehension is problematic for you?

No- I find the prudes who insist others prevent them from being offended amusing.

There are sex sites all over the Internet. Why does USMB have to be dragged down to that level? Some people find it offensive, it doesn't mean they are prudes, it means they think this isn't the place for that.

I find lots of posts offensive on USMB- yet I don't spend my time telling USMB to figure out some way to filter them so my delicate little eyes are not offended.

Don't like the thread- don't read it. Don't like the poster that much- put them on ignore.

Nobody is forced to read any thread at USMB.

We can put members on ignore. I just wish we could put THREADS on ignore. Or particular forums. Which is why I put the thread in Announcements and Feedback.

 

[eagle1462010]

 

[Tilly]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

You are missing the threads.

 

[ChrisL]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

I do? I never said anything about any old men being liars about not being able to get it up. Don't know if you are mistaking me for someone else. Quote the post please?

 

[Boss]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

Well that's your problem dear... a website can't properly nail you like you need to be nailed.

Ewww. Gross.

What? It's TRUE!!

Jeesh... see what I mean about being nuts???

 

[ChrisL]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

You are missing the threads.

Of mine? Go check. I haven't started any threads about sex. I don't know what you're talking about. Lol.

 

[Gracie]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

Well that's your problem dear... a website can't properly nail you like you need to be nailed.

Um, no. It isn't my problem, sweetcheeks. You seem to think it is. And I don't need "nailing", thanks.

 

[Moonglow]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

I do? I never said anything about any old men being liars about not being able to get it up. Don't know if you are mistaking me for someone else. Quote the post please?

You were drinking heavily that night..

 

[Moonglow]

Was there any scissoring or finger play?

 

[ChrisL]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

I do? I never said anything about any old men being liars about not being able to get it up. Don't know if you are mistaking me for someone else. Quote the post please?

You were drinking heavily that night..

Well, let's just wait and see what the poster comes up with as far as me calling some old men liars who claim they can't get it up. I have no idea what this person is talking about, and this isn't the first time this poster has showed up to make false accusations against me. At least I think it is the same poster. I can easily check.

 

[Papageorgio]

A porn forum. Invite only. So those two can discuss all their desires and Bonzi can start thread after thread after thread about sex, whores, masturbating, wet vaginas, etc.

Again, thanks in advance.

cereal_killer

Yes, I'm serious. If I wanted to see that shit, i would go to a porn website.

If you put them on ignore, you will never see their posts or threads.

 

[Moonglow]

Rimming?

Spit kissing?

 

[ChrisL]

I can post every single one of my threads right here and right now. Shall I? Do I have to prove something to someone or something?

 

[Moonglow]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

I do? I never said anything about any old men being liars about not being able to get it up. Don't know if you are mistaking me for someone else. Quote the post please?

You were drinking heavily that night..

Well, let's just wait and see what the poster comes up with as far as me calling some old men liars who claim they can't get it up. I have no idea what this person is talking about, and this isn't the first time this poster has showed up to make false accusations against me. At least I think it is the same poster. I can easily check.

Somebody is on a Victorian tear....

 

[saveliberty]

Apparently you can be a victim on a thread about sex talk?

 

[Tilly]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

You are missing the threads.

Of mine? Go check. I haven't started any threads about sex. I don't know what you're talking about. Lol.

I didn't say you started the threads. Get over yourself.

 

[Moonglow]

I can post every single one of my threads right here and right now. Shall I? Do I have to prove something to someone or something?

At least show us your tongue ring.....

 

[Boss]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

Well that's your problem dear... a website can't properly nail you like you need to be nailed.

Um, no. It isn't my problem, sweetcheeks. You seem to think it is. And I don't need "nailing", thanks.

Yep... a good nailing and you'll be right as rain. You'll forget all about what kind of sex people are talking about here... heck you might even forget all about the USMB universe! A good proper nailing makes ALL the difference! I promise!

 

[Tilly]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

I do? I never said anything about any old men being liars about not being able to get it up. Don't know if you are mistaking me for someone else. Quote the post please?

Go back and read tour own posts.