Sex Forum

[ChrisL]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

Well of course not! What do you think, I'm some whore or something? I'm single!

 

[Gracie]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

 

[ChrisL]

Not having as much sex as I would like, well no duh!!!!

 

[saveliberty]

My guess this all just becomes bait for even more threads about sex. Body condoms for everyone.

 

[Boss]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

 

[Gracie]

My guess this all just becomes bait for even more threads about sex. Body condoms for everyone.

Probably.

 

[ChrisL]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

That's because I rarely talk about sex on the forum. Gracie is a nut. You don't know that yet?

 

[ChrisL]

My guess this all just becomes bait for even more threads about sex. Body condoms for everyone.

Awww, you've figured out the conspiracy! Now what will I do that I've been found out??? mwa-ha-ha!

 

[Gracie]

I think Bonzi needs one. And can it be fixed where it is invite only so I don't hafta see her and ChrisL talk about masturbating, fucking, sucking, licking, slurping everytime I click New Posts? And no, don't invite me.

Thanks in advance.

People who talk about sex all the time usually aren't getting nearly as much as they want. My guess is the saloon has been closed for both Bonzi and Chris L for a long, long time.

In all fairness... and don't take this the wrong way, I love Gracie to death... but the only female I ever see here talking about graphic sexual stuff is Gracie! She is always complaining about Bonzi and ChrisL... but I never encounter any actual posts from those two where anything "over the line" is being discussed, it's always Gracie accusing them in some pretty lurid and graphic terms. Now, maybe they are deleting their posts or something? Or maybe I am just not going to the right threads... but I just haven't seen it.

I think Gracie needs to get laid. Just my opinion.

Me??? LOL! Just repeating what I have had to see since being online today.

I suggest you look at Bonzi's threads. Take a gander. It's always about sex. Or her offering to lick a butthole or how wet a vagina is, or who is a whore, or watching someone masterbate while stripping or who would have an affair while married, or where did you have sex last or blah blah blah blah. Same shit, different day. I get tired of looking at it. Only solution is to put her on ignore I guess. I was trying to avoid doing that but it looks like I have no choice. For having rules of no porn, I think admin needs to consider words/threads/questions being of a porn nature.

 

[saveliberty]

I've witnessed all of you batshit crazy on here once or twice.

 

[ChrisL]

What's wrong with talking about sex anyways? If that's what people want to talk about, then let them talk about it! They aren't harming anyone!

 

[Boss]

That's because I rarely talk about sex on the forum. Gracie is a nut. You don't know that yet?

Well I think MOST women are a little nuts. Some more than others. If Bonzi is the person in her pictures from her profile, she looks downright crazy.... Hot, but certifiably crazy. The kind of crazy that might cut your dick off in the middle of the night. YOU look very sensual on the other hand. But looks can be deceptive, especially on the Internetz.

 

[saveliberty]

My guess this all just becomes bait for even more threads about sex. Body condoms for everyone.

Awww, you've figured out the conspiracy! Now what will I do that I've been found out??? mwa-ha-ha!

The evil laugh was a great touch. We can say touch right?

 

[ChrisL]

I've witnessed all of you batshit crazy on here once or twice.

Who are you addressing? If you are addressing me, please give some examples. Especially if you are going to accuse me of starting threads about sex to "bait" people. I'm waiting.

 

[Syriusly]

I see one of the drama whores has arrived.

You may now lock the thread. I got the point across, so nuff said.

cereal_killer AngelsNDemons

The drama whore arrived in the first post.

LOL- don't want to read Bonzi's posts- use the ignore button.
Don't want to read posts by Bonzi and Chris- don't open the thread.

Just because you can't resist reading their posts doesn't make it everyone else's problem.

You musta missed where I said Bonzi starts out seemingly innocent threads...sometimes some very good threads which is why I have not put her on ignore....but then it turns to disgusting stuff. Reading comprehension is problematic for you?

No- I find the prudes who insist others prevent them from being offended amusing.

There are sex sites all over the Internet. Why does USMB have to be dragged down to that level? Some people find it offensive, it doesn't mean they are prudes, it means they think this isn't the place for that.

I find lots of posts offensive on USMB- yet I don't spend my time telling USMB to figure out some way to filter them so my delicate little eyes are not offended.

Don't like the thread- don't read it. Don't like the poster that much- put them on ignore.

Nobody is forced to read any thread at USMB.

 

[Gracie]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

 

[ChrisL]

Anyhow, I don't start threads about sex, nor do I start threads to bait people. All of my threads can be easily found, so what now?

 

[Boss]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

Well that's your problem dear... a website can't properly nail you like you need to be nailed.

 

[Tilly]

I don't know why my name is being brought into this. I only respond to threads. I haven't started any threads about sex. Nor have I said anything disgusting or inappropriate to anyone else.

To be fair, you actually seem to hate men. You ask them to answer personal questions honestly, and when they do (God knows why), you immediately abuse them, calling them liars and/or old men who can't really get it up.

 

[ChrisL]

I think Gracie needs to get laid.

Nah. But if I ever do consider it, I will be sure to find the appropiate website....not a political one.

Well that's your problem dear... a website can't properly nail you like you need to be nailed.

Ewww. Gross.