Salute...

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    I would like to personally thank all the women who get drunk easily and lower their standards. It's so nice of you to do this. There's nothing better than a drunk lady with no inhibitions. Salute!
     
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    Just remember that there is a fine line between lowered inhibitions and passed out.:lol:
     
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    Am I detecting an appreciation of 'beer goggles'...
     
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    Beer googles work both ways
     
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    No, nothing like that... I will say though, that if my wife had not of lowered her standards so much, I'd still be single. I married way out of my league.
     
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    And don't you forget it.
     
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    So she insisted on being Bitten before accepting you're proposal?

    I think I'll wait for the movie to be on DVD.
     
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    I'm the reason my wife is going to get into heaven! When she dies, she'll be met at the Pearly Gates by St. Pete and he will say something like, "Come on in girl. You've earned a rest. We know you did the best you could with him. You didn't have very much to work with...":lol:
     
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    I serve as the perfect "Bad Example"!
     

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