Discussion in 'Political Satire' started by Synthaholic, Jun 10, 2013.
Hint: If Synthia agrees with you, you're pretty much screwed.
Does that mean any of the below is not honest or that I'm not a "wingnut"?
As to, "Many credit Gorbachev", that's just funny. However, I do credit Gorby for recognising, belatedly, the utter failure of communism/Soviet socialism, and for not starting world war III (thanks buddy) as the USSR fell which allowed me to finish High School without blowing up.
Yeah, all these stupid conservatives:
"Obama is, of course, greater than Jesus."
-- Politiken (Danish newspaper)
"No one saw him coming, and Christians believe God comes at us from strange angles and places we don't expect, like Jesus being born in a manger."
"Many even see in Obama a messiah-like figure, a great soul, and some affectionately call him Mahatma Obama."
-- Dinesh Sharma
"We just like to say his name. We are considering taking it as a mantra."
-- Chicago] Sun-Times
"A Lightworker -- An Attuned Being with Powerful Luminosity and High-Vibration Integrity who will actually help usher in a New Way of Being"
-- Mark Morford
"What Barack Obama has accomplished is the single most extraordinary event that has occurred in the 232 years of the nations political history"
-- Jesse Jackson, Jr.
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."
-- Barack Obama
"Does it not feel as if some special hand is guiding Obama on his journey, I mean, as he has said, the utter improbability of it all?"
-- Daily Kos
"He communicates God-like energy..."
-- Steve Davis (Charleston, SC)
"Not just an ordinary human being but indeed an Advanced Soul"
-- Commentator @ Chicago Sun Times
Those of us who put country first don't give a shit if you have to pay a little more in taxes.
That's the way this country stays #1.
Woo! Number one in tax collection! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Clue: Son, as long as halfwit white trash nutball gutterscum like you disagree, one feels strangely confident one is on the right track.
Now go take your lithium before your friends get that feeling about you again.
Bush, pere, is the last Republican PROVEN to have integrity.
And look what those trailer park people did to him?
You misspelled "My Lord Obama".
Awwww, you finally learned how to use MS Paint! Good for you! If the whole lounge singer thing doesn't work out, you can be...unemployed!
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