How to Speak Republican

[Vandalshandle]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

Etc......

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

 

[TemplarKormac]

Haha, this belongs in the Satire subforum.

Funny, you liberals don't even know what the term "satire" means do you?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
•League (Ivy): an association of eight Eastern universities and colleges, the lack of a fancy education from which qualifies a candidate for political office.
•Liberal: A person who should be rounded up and shot but not really.
•Marxism: A political and economic philosophy developed by Karl Marx and promulgated by Paul Krugman.
•Media (Mainstream): Where you won't hear things.
•Medicare: A fraudulent, socialistic boondoggle that is sacrosanct.
•Mexicans: Brown people who have it coming.
•Mountaintops: Ancient rock formations that have it coming.
•Muslims: Brown people who have it coming.
•News: Fox News
•Obamacare: A Federally-mandated policy to address the national oversupply of grandparents through euthanasia.
•Organic: Eaten by lesbians.
•Party (Tea): A grass-roots movement of patriotic Americans fighting for the principle of "No Taxation With Representation."
•Poll: A survey used to determine, to within a margin of error, what percentage of Americans are right.
•Poverty: The condition of having inadequate financial or material resources due to not trying hard enough.
•Propaganda: The politically motivated dissemination of biased information, opinion, or data through its publication in the New York Times.
•Punishment (Capital): The legally authorized killing by the State of someone who is definitely guilty.
•Racism: A form of discrimination that typically happens in reverse.
•Regulation: Rules issued by a government agency for no reason.
•Ronald Reagan: A fictional character based loosely on President Ronald Reagan.
•Scientist: A person who employs a rigorous system of observation, experiment, measurement, and verification to perpetuate his Godless left-wing agenda.
•Social Security: A redistributionist Ponzi scheme that is sacrosanct.
•Socialism: An economic system invented by FDR.
•Taxes: Levies imposed by the government that raise more revenue the lower they are.
•Torture: A method of interrogation that does not rise to the level of torture.
•Terrorist: A person to whom a person who threatens to destroy the U.S. economy unless his demands are met should not be compared.
•Unbiased: Giving equal weight to both sides of the looking glass.
•Wealthy (the): People who earned every penny.
•Up: A direction which, depending on circumstances, is down.
•Warming (Global): An anomalous, anthropogenic increase in the earth's atmospheric and oceanic temperatures that isn't happening.
•Welfare: A government program to distribute Cadillacs to unwed mothers.
•Yes: (no translation available)



From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

thanx....now we will have some other dumbass on the right do a ...."how to speak Democrat" thread.....

 

[healthmyths]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
•League (Ivy): an association of eight Eastern universities and colleges, the lack of a fancy education from which qualifies a candidate for political office.
•Liberal: A person who should be rounded up and shot but not really.
•Marxism: A political and economic philosophy developed by Karl Marx and promulgated by Paul Krugman.
•Media (Mainstream): Where you won't hear things.
•Medicare: A fraudulent, socialistic boondoggle that is sacrosanct.
•Mexicans: Brown people who have it coming.
•Mountaintops: Ancient rock formations that have it coming.
•Muslims: Brown people who have it coming.
•News: Fox News
•Obamacare: A Federally-mandated policy to address the national oversupply of grandparents through euthanasia.
•Organic: Eaten by lesbians.
•Party (Tea): A grass-roots movement of patriotic Americans fighting for the principle of "No Taxation With Representation."
•Poll: A survey used to determine, to within a margin of error, what percentage of Americans are right.
•Poverty: The condition of having inadequate financial or material resources due to not trying hard enough.
•Propaganda: The politically motivated dissemination of biased information, opinion, or data through its publication in the New York Times.
•Punishment (Capital): The legally authorized killing by the State of someone who is definitely guilty.
•Racism: A form of discrimination that typically happens in reverse.
•Regulation: Rules issued by a government agency for no reason.
•Ronald Reagan: A fictional character based loosely on President Ronald Reagan.
•Scientist: A person who employs a rigorous system of observation, experiment, measurement, and verification to perpetuate his Godless left-wing agenda.
•Social Security: A redistributionist Ponzi scheme that is sacrosanct.
•Socialism: An economic system invented by FDR.
•Taxes: Levies imposed by the government that raise more revenue the lower they are.
•Torture: A method of interrogation that does not rise to the level of torture.
•Terrorist: A person to whom a person who threatens to destroy the U.S. economy unless his demands are met should not be compared.
•Unbiased: Giving equal weight to both sides of the looking glass.
•Wealthy (the): People who earned every penny.
•Up: A direction which, depending on circumstances, is down.
•Warming (Global): An anomalous, anthropogenic increase in the earth's atmospheric and oceanic temperatures that isn't happening.
•Welfare: A government program to distribute Cadillacs to unwed mothers.
•Yes: (no translation available)



From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

thanx....now we will have some other dumbass on the right do a ...."how to speak Democrat" thread.....

Whoa... that's easy!!!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgcxGFmYyPs]Sargent Schultz - I know nothing, I am not here - I did not even get up this morning! - YouTube[/ame]
Sargent Schultz - I know nothing, I am not here - I did not even get up this morning...

 

[blackhawk]

How to speak partisan idiocy see the OP.

 

[Intense]

Moved to Political Satire.

 

[LoneLaugher]

I'd like to go beyond vocabulary and demonstrate how to actually converse like a modern Republican.

For the next little while...assuming anyone sees this....I will play the role of a typical USMB nutter in this thread.

Lets talk US politics!

 

[Mac1958]

.

Trying to have a reasonable, rational, intellectually honest conversation with a partisan ideologue is an abject waste of time. Political affiliation irrelevant.

But at least, as in this thread, they're all very good at pointing the finger at the "other side". Part of the psychology.

.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That was some funny shit

 

[LoneLaugher]

.

Trying to have a reasonable, rational, intellectually honest conversation with a partisan ideologue is an abject waste of time. Political affiliation irrelevant.

But at least, as in this thread, they're all very good at pointing the finger at the "other side". Part of the psychology.

.

Yeah! You never akuse libtards of pointing fingers! All they ever do is blame Booooooooooosh! Why don't you attack them for a change!

 

[LoneLaugher]

That was some funny shit

Funny how ASSWIPE??????? Just because it was against real patriotic conservatives? You commie Marxist pansy!

 

[TheOldSchool]

That was some funny shit

Funny how ASSWIPE??????? Just because it was against real patriotic conservatives? You commie Marxist pansy!

I liked this one:
"Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted."

 

[LoneLaugher]

That was some funny shit

Funny how ASSWIPE??????? Just because it was against real patriotic conservatives? You commie Marxist pansy!

I liked this one:
"Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted."

Says who? America is number 1 in the hole in tire world because we run our government with capitalism! You liberal buffoon.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Funny how ASSWIPE??????? Just because it was against real patriotic conservatives? You commie Marxist pansy!

I liked this one:
"Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted."

Says who? America is number 1 in the hole in tire world because we run our government with capitalism! You liberal buffoon.

I think we trickle down too much to the rest of the world! Need to shut that floodgate and keep our throne!

 

[Mac1958]

.

Trying to have a reasonable, rational, intellectually honest conversation with a partisan ideologue is an abject waste of time. Political affiliation irrelevant.

But at least, as in this thread, they're all very good at pointing the finger at the "other side". Part of the psychology.

.

Yeah! You never akuse libtards of pointing fingers! All they ever do is blame Booooooooooosh! Why don't you attack them for a change!

Does anyone know what this means?

.

 

[LoneLaugher]

.

Trying to have a reasonable, rational, intellectually honest conversation with a partisan ideologue is an abject waste of time. Political affiliation irrelevant.

But at least, as in this thread, they're all very good at pointing the finger at the "other side". Part of the psychology.

.

Yeah! You never akuse libtards of pointing fingers! All they ever do is blame Booooooooooosh! Why don't you attack them for a change!

Does anyone know what this means?

.

Loosen up, Nancy.

 

[mal]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

Etc......

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

^The Dbag never returned...



peace...

 

[Agit8r]

Ooh, I got one; When the Puritans had witch trials, they were exercising their "religious freedom"

 

[TemplarKormac]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

Etc......

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

How to speak Democrat:

Bush did it.

 

[Hoosier4Liberty]

Talking to a Republican can be frustrating. Often, it seems like they are speaking an entirely different language -- and in many cases, they are! For this reason, in the hopes of facilitating cross-party dialogue and mutual understanding, I have compiled what I believe to be the first comprehensive Republican-to-English dictionary, featuring words commonly used by Republicans, and their English translations, alphabetized for your convenience:
•America (United States of): A country located in the N. Western Hemisphere that is #1.
•Bible: A sacred text that provides incontestable answers when thumped.
•Birth Certificate: An official birth record required of all US Presidents, regardless of race, since 2008.
•Capitalism: A system of economic organization that has never been attempted.
•Christmas: A holiday commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ, now rarely celebrated due to persecution by atheists.
•Compromise: (uncommon) A form of political suicide.
•Coast (East): A very bad coast of the continental United States.
•Coast (West): Another really inexcusable coast.
•Communism: The belief that the government should ever do anything.
•Condescending: Accurately informed.
•Constitution (U.S.): The hallowed founding document of the United States, the text of which must be interpreted strictly and amended immediately.
•Corporations: Large people who are overtaxed.
•Deficits: 1) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Democrats that threaten to bankrupt the country. 2) Fiscal shortfalls incurred by Republicans that don't matter.
•Democrat: A political party.
•Election: A method of selecting representatives, the fraudulence of which may be determined by the outcome.
•Elitist: Qualified, or educated.
•Endangered Species: Animals that have it coming.
•Evolution: A theory of human origins that is out there.
•Extremist (Liberal): Espousing or adhering to political beliefs that are held by only a majority of Americans.
•Fact: Information that has been verifiably posted to a RedState comment board.
•Forest (National): Trees that have it coming.
•Gut: Region of the body from which decisions should be made.
•Homosexuality: A membership-only lifestyle organization that perpetuates itself through youth recruitment.
•Hitler: A man to whom it would be inappropriate to compare President Obama in spite of the many uncanny similarities.
•Jesus: Charismatic religious leader and son of God; born in Bethlehem in the year 0; beliefs include love, charity, enhanced interrogation, privatized healthcare, elimination of the estate tax, and the right to carry concealed semiautomatic weapons.
From: Jonathan Bines: How to Speak Republican

Etc......

I would add, lamestream media, gun-grabbers, job-killers, libtard, and others that I can not remember at the moment because I have not listened to Sarah Palin and Limbaugh for years.

How to speak Democrat:

Bush did it.

Don't forget some rant about Reagan and "the great collapse of the middle class" under him or whatever