Romney Responsibile For Broken Fan-Belt

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    My liberal next door neighbor was cussing in his garage yesterday morning. I asked him what was wrong. He said "Romney broke my GD fan-belt".

    I asked him how he could come to this conclusion and he said "well, the SOB won't release his tax returns and that proves he didn't pay taxes, and because of that Obama hasn't been able to afford to buy me a new car!!!!!"

    I said "How in the hell do you expect Obama to buy you a car?"

    "Because he promised to strengthen the Middle-class, lower taxes, and it's rumored he planned on giving away thousands of Chevy Volts, but because of rich bastards like Mitt Romney not paying their taxes I still have to drive this piece of shit car!!"

    "Thank the Goddess that Romney was stupid enough to pick Paul Fucken Ryan as a running-mate, because it's clear he wants to pull the rug from under Grandma and push senior citizens over a cliff!"

    "Romney and Ryan will try to repeal Obamacare and it will result in the death of millions of Americans and if they get elected I'll still be stuck with this crappy car!"

    I told him good luck with that and walked away.

    "Romney has insulted our best allies the Brits!!!" I heard him scream.

    "God Damned non tax-paying Son of A Bitch!!!"

    "He's putting all of that money in the Cayman Islands.......Swiss Bank accounts!!!"

    I closed the door and went back to watching the Olympics. I guess yard-work is out of the question as long as my crazy neighbor is on a rant.
     
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    Did this really happen? You ought to block out the plate number.
     
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    Why bump it, you just kind of sound shrill and desperate.

    Obama drove a stake through Romney's heart on the Soptic thing, and now you guys are screwed.
     
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    Well maybe Romeny had something to do with it by encouraging offsahoring.
    Damn Chinese fan belt!
     
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    With the left involved it seems highly possible.
     
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    pfffffffft:eusa_silenced:
     
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    Really? You think out-and-out lies are going to help Obama?

    Obama Camp Admits They Did Know About Soptic’s Story And There Is A Lot More To This Story
    One of Barack Obama’s top bundlers, Jonathan Lavine, was the managing director at Bain at the time GST was shut down and Mr. Soptic lost his job. He has bundled between $100,000 and $200,000 in contributions for the 2012 Obama Victory Fund. But of course they failed to include this information in their deceptive ad.

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    By “we,” you were referring to the Obama campaign — the group on whose behalf you are paid to speak — which, in fact, has chosen to share its explicit knowledge of “the story of the family” by showcasing it in ads and conference calls. We’ve also learned that in addition to Mrs. Soptic maintaining her own insurance after her husband was laid off by an Obama campaign bundler, Soptic himself was actually offered a buyout from Bain — which he refused. These facts were all mysteriously left out of the Obama SuperPAC ad.​

    You can eat all of Obama's shit you want. Just don't tell me it's yummy.
     

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