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    Read this elsewhere and wanted to share because it cracked me up!



    A hillbilly walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

    Attorney: "May I help you?"

    Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces".

    Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"

    Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."

    Attorney: "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"

    Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

    Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"

    Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."

    Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

    Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."

    Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

    Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the morning."

    Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?"

    Hillbilly: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger. That's why I want this dayvorce."
     
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