Real estate Agent a complete joke job

[Quasar44]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

 

[shockedcanadian]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

Errr...LOL

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

Call you what?

 

[johngaltshrugged]

Sounds like you're describing a politician

 

[okfine]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

Did you get all that from an RE reality TV show? Just like the posers, you know, those pawn star guys in LV?

 

[Lord Long Rod]

A good real estate agent knows how to give good head.

 

[Synthaholic]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

This is not true. In fact, it's comically ignorant. I took the Real Estate test in the late 1990s and passed, but never did anything with it. But it was very difficult, covering a broad range of subjects. And it takes a dedication and stick-to-it-ness that I couldn't do. You have to be willing when you start out to go months with no income. First you need a listing. As a newbie, that's hard enough. People don't want to trust their most valuable possession with someone new to the job. Then you need a sale. Then you wait for the closing before ever getting paid. This is why so many people wash out.

 

[Rambunctious]

Not only do you need a good realtor but you should have an attorney to help you through the process.... better safe than sorry....

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

TTIWWP

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

You have to know utterly ZERO about anything

All that is required is that you take an awesome photo and get other people to like your photo and want to call you.
Then you simply pretend to like them and be nice

Best real estate photo is to cross your arms over your chest and BEND BACKWARDS
The more you bend backwards the more people will call you

There's way more to it than that.
You're either a good salesman or your not.
You have to know what the hell you're selling and be able to answer questions about the home you're trying to sell.

 

[Moonglow]

A good real estate agent knows how to give good head.

What was the name of yer real estate agent guy?

 

[shockedcanadian]

Honestly, I love this posting, I have to thank you, truly. I have the giggles.reading the comment about the arms crossed stance LOL. Such a random,.quirky comment, I haven't laughed in weeks but that last paragraph just has me going and I can't stop.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

This is not true. In fact, it's comically ignorant. I took the Real Estate test in the late 1990s and passed, but never did anything with it. But it was very difficult, covering a broad range of subjects. And it takes a dedication and stick-to-it-ness that I couldn't do. You have to be willing when you start out to go months with no income. First you need a listing. As a newbie, that's hard enough. People don't want to trust their most valuable possession with someone new to the job. Then you need a sale. Then you wait for the closing before ever getting paid. This is why so many people wash out.

When I agree with you that is something!

 

[Lord Long Rod]

What was the name of yer real estate agent guy?

Well, there was Big-Wang Chow on my first house, and Suk-Mi Deek for my second home.