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    Recieved this via e-mail several times...
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    HISTORY TEST


    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

    Do you remember?

    -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Lenno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed
    into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers.Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


    13. 2004 - Spain Railwayy bombings.
    Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


    AND NOW !


    14. 2005 London Railway bombings
    Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile
    certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents of the President's
    security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave
    Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.
     
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    Richard Simmons Bombed the WTC???!!!

    :banana2:
     
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    Nah uhh! It was Bush!!!
     
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    mmmm good point :teeth:
     
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    This is just so cheap.
    punctual.

    The same you could do with others.
     
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    What?:scratch:
     
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    C'mon now, aren't you overreacting? I enjoy going to the airport, being forced to take my shoes off for no f#$$$$ing reason whatsoever, being asked by a retard, "What this be?" while rummaging around in my briefcase, watching little old ladies being frisked by illiterates, having a daschund sniff my wife's thang, and then seeing a guy in a turban riding a camel and brandishing a scimitar given a pass because "profiling is wrong". Don't you? :ali:
     
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    I think THAT is the point. Profiling is un-politically correct, even though completely valid.

    And no, you could not put ANY other profile group into all of the questions above and come out with the same answer at the end.
     
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    Of course you could not put other groups into the same questions from above.
    But for the other groups you could do other questions. So it is punctual, seeing what everyone wants to see.

    Like:

    Who was involved in the No Gun Ri massacre
    a)
    b)
    c)
    d)

    Abughraib
    a)
    b)
    c)
    d)

    Who threw the atomic bomb
    a)
    b)
    c)
    d)

    This is what i mean with punctual. And punctual examination deforms mostly the general view.
     
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    Canavar, that is exactly the point. To find the "guilty" in the No Gun Ri incident, you don't intentionally ignore the US military; you don't look at the Australians, the Germans or anyone but those involved....

    The originator of this post makes a very good point. Why are we looking for the sponsors/executors of a particular brand of terrorism anywhere but where they came from? The political correctness that once applied to internal law enforcement in this country has found its way into the national security arena and is effectively hobbling those charged with ascertaining and preventing the threat.
     
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