Palestinians Will Be Palestinians

[MJB12741]

News of Terrorism and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (March 13 ? 19, 2013)

 

[Hossfly]

News of Terrorism and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (March 13 ? 19, 2013)

No real news here, MJ. We have football and baseball here, Israel has soccer and the Palisteiners have their rocketry and stone throwing.

 

[toastman]

News of Terrorism and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (March 13 ? 19, 2013)

No real news here, MJ. We have football and baseball here, Israel has soccer and the Palisteiners have their rocketry and stone throwing.

Palestinians also have their rock throwing that woman cannot partake in

 

[High_Gravity]

Whats up with all this rock throwing?

 

[toastman]

Whats up with all this rock throwing?

They want to get return fire from the IDF so they can gain sympathy from the world and vilify Israel...

I think MJB has a name for this....oh yes, it's called Palestinian Mentality

 

[High_Gravity]

Just throw shawarmas and samboosas instead, make the Israeli Soldiers fat and make friends.

 

[irosie91]

Just throw shawarmas and samboosas instead, make the Israeli Soldiers fat and make friends.

GREAT IDEA!!! ----those flowers of the 60's just made lots of
people sneeze-----and then a squishy mess on the sidewalk.
Edible missiles solve SO MANY PROBLEMS, including clean-up.
Now that we have established that there is something called
"INTERNATIONAL LAW"-----we have the opportunity to make
USEFUL LAWS -------my first proposal is:
1) MISSILE LAUNCHERS---shall be restricted to
launching----well wrapped, one person sized
portioned, freshly made but NOT EXTREMELY
HOT (microwavable) shwarmas, samboosas,
sweet drinks in plastic bottles, small salads,
and a paper napkin.

 

[High_Gravity]

Just throw shawarmas and samboosas instead, make the Israeli Soldiers fat and make friends.

GREAT IDEA!!! ----those flowers of the 60's just made lots of
people sneeze-----and then a squishy mess on the sidewalk.
Edible missiles solve SO MANY PROBLEMS, including clean-up.
Now that we have established that there is something called
"INTERNATIONAL LAW"-----we have the opportunity to make
USEFUL LAWS -------my first proposal is:
1) MISSILE LAUNCHERS---shall be restricted to
launching----well wrapped, one person sized
portioned, freshly made but NOT EXTREMELY
HOT (microwavable) shwarmas, samboosas,
sweet drinks in plastic bottles, small salads,
and a paper napkin.

Don't forget kababs and little thing of hummus on the side.

 

[irosie91]

Just throw shawarmas and samboosas instead, make the Israeli Soldiers fat and make friends.

GREAT IDEA!!! ----those flowers of the 60's just made lots of
people sneeze-----and then a squishy mess on the sidewalk.
Edible missiles solve SO MANY PROBLEMS, including clean-up.
Now that we have established that there is something called
"INTERNATIONAL LAW"-----we have the opportunity to make
USEFUL LAWS -------my first proposal is:
1) MISSILE LAUNCHERS---shall be restricted to
launching----well wrapped, one person sized
portioned, freshly made but NOT EXTREMELY
HOT (microwavable) shwarmas, samboosas,
sweet drinks in plastic bottles, small salads,
and a paper napkin.

Don't forget kababs and little thing of hummus on the side.

well ----as to the kababs----they would have to be DESKEWERED
prior to launching-----yes--the hummus--and harissa---in little
fairly SOFT plastic containers----packed in the salad container---
well secured to avoid SPLATTTTT!

 

[sealadaigh]

News of Terrorism and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (March 13 ? 19, 2013)

No real news here, MJ. We have football and baseball here, Israel has soccer and the Palisteiners have their rocketry and stone throwing.

we did have this discussion and you did give me some assurances about how you would treat propaganda sites. have you forgotten it already? it was the day before yesterday, i believe.

 

[Hossfly]

News of Terrorism and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict (March 13 ? 19, 2013)

No real news here, MJ. We have football and baseball here, Israel has soccer and the Palisteiners have their rocketry and stone throwing.

we did have this discussion and you did give me some assurances about how you would treat propaganda sites. have you forgotten it already? it was the day before yesterday, i believe.

I discounted the site. Didn't you see my reply?
MJB, quit posting those sites.

 

[Roudy]

Whats up with all this rock throwing?

They're training to be professional baseball players in the US. Most of them aspire to be pitchers.

 

[High_Gravity]

Whats up with all this rock throwing?

They're training to be professional baseball players in the US. Most of them aspire to be pitchers.

Well the pitchers are not supposed to actually hit people with the ball, so the Palestinians suck ass at pitching.

 

[sealadaigh]

No real news here, MJ. We have football and baseball here, Israel has soccer and the Palisteiners have their rocketry and stone throwing.

we did have this discussion and you did give me some assurances about how you would treat propaganda sites. have you forgotten it already? it was the day before yesterday, i believe.

I discounted the site. Didn't you see my reply?
MJB, quit posting those sites.

i saw your reply. you didn't discount it.

i have no intention of reopening this conversation. i was merely pointing out the error in your staatement on another thread.

thank you for admitting in this post that the initial post linked to a propaganda site.

 

[Roudy]

Whats up with all this rock throwing?

They're training to be professional baseball players in the US. Most of them aspire to be pitchers.

Well the pitchers are not supposed to actually hit people with the ball, so the Palestinians suck ass at pitching.

I think there's certainly a lot of potential for Gaza and West Bank to be the next places where many Major League pitchers will be farmed and come from. They need to send an agent from the US and start training these people. You never know.

 

[High_Gravity]

They're training to be professional baseball players in the US. Most of them aspire to be pitchers.

Well the pitchers are not supposed to actually hit people with the ball, so the Palestinians suck ass at pitching.

I think there's certainly a lot of potential for Gaza and West Bank to be the next places where many Major League pitchers will be farmed and come from. They need to send an agent from the US and start training these people. You never know.

That might be a possibility if the agents didn't face the risk of being kidnapped and getting their heads sawed off on Al Jazeera.

 

[irosie91]

Well the pitchers are not supposed to actually hit people with the ball, so the Palestinians suck ass at pitching.

I think there's certainly a lot of potential for Gaza and West Bank to be the next places where many Major League pitchers will be farmed and come from. They need to send an agent from the US and start training these people. You never know.

That might be a possibility if the agents didn't face the risk of being kidnapped and getting their heads sawed off on Al Jazeera.

No problem----all work injuries are covered under the WORKER's
COMPENSATION program workers are eligible for a specified
compensation for loss of body parts----there is a chart somewhere
which ascribes a monetary value----for each part---on a percentage
basis-----for example---loss of the use of a HAND might be
considered something like a 15% disability ----I think there is
even a calculation for right hand vs left hand depending
upon DOMINANCE ie handedness. I simply do not remember
the percentage ascribed to the head

 

[MJB12741]

Other than violence & pulling their pins, what else do Palestinians excell at?

 

[toastman]

Other than violence & pulling their pins, what else do Palestinians excell at?

Being crybabies ??

 

[MJB12741]

Yes! Palestinians do that because they are incapable of accepting responsibility for their own actions. So much easier to just blame all their misfortune on Israel.

Other than violence & pulling their pins, what else do Palestinians excell at?

Being crybabies ??