Open Letter to....

[JOKER96BRAVO]

go, so I went in the ladies room.
you won't believe what I saw in there....

 

[no1tovote4]

there was a line for the microwave! I had to just move on...

 

[CSM]

there was a line for the microwave! I had to just move on...

to the nearest cow pasture, which luckily was just behind the burned out barn. I met an interesting person there, also looking for a place to do her business, she

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

was a circus midget named Kammi.
her hair was long, and made of....

 

[CSM]

was a circus midget named Kammi.
her hair was long, and made of....

chainmail. She was a wrestler... a midget wrestler. She liked to

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

play the trumpet with her nose.
The only thing is...

 

[CSM]

play the trumpet with her nose.
The only thing is...

She was really a swinette player (note: a swinette is a cat hair stretched across a pig's ass. the player picks the hair with his teeth) of some fame and she found the transition between instruments difficult. She finally

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

gave up and concentrated on wrestling.
I suggested that her new, comeback wrestling name should be...

 

[no1tovote4]

The Defenestrator. She told me to go jump in the lake and I thought "What a wonderful idea, I can even finally go to the bathroom while I am there!" She slapped me....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

and said "don't pee in the water or the grinch will...

 

[dilloduck]

and said "don't pee in the water or the grinch will...

not steal a damn thing on Christmas and you will be stuck with..

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Panty clause for the Christmas bad guy.
we wouldn't want to...

 

[no1tovote4]

create a world that would have Idi Amin wearing panty hose at any moment! I thought, "Crap! I guess I think aloud all the time and should be a little more careful about what I am thinking! Damn her hair looks fine with that little bit of rust on the ends!" She slapped me again and I....

 

[dilloduck]

create a world that would have Idi Amin wearing panty hose at any moment! I thought, "Crap! I guess I think aloud all the time and should be a little more careful about what I am thinking! Damn her hair looks fine with that little bit of rust on the ends!" She slapped me again and I....

remembered that I had forgot to take my medication. How silly of me! I should know that I always forget my meds if....

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

remembered that I had forgot to take my medication. How silly of me! I should know that I always forget my meds if....

...I'm slapped by a midget. Luckily, there is a natural substitute for my medication. I just have to find...

 

[no1tovote4]

three poodles. Now where am I gonna get three poodles? I need them to....

 

[CSM]

lick my nostrils while I stand on my head for two hours. Maybe the...

 

[no1tovote4]

burned down barn over there! What's in there might just free me from my...

 

[CSM]

burned down barn over there! What's in there might just free me from my...

addiction to chickens. So I headed back to the barn with the midget in tow, only to find

 

[no1tovote4]

they had all left, and I was finally able to use the urinals. Mmmmmmmmmmm urinal cakes! Well, it was getting pretty late...