OldLady
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I love polar bears because when I was a kid, the zoo where I lived had them and they are very cool animals. More yellowish than white, actually, and their skin is a little floppy on their legs, like a pair of loose scrunchy boots (The polar bears need to fucking die anyways! Those fuckers fart a lot!
They ARE terrific swimmers, too.
Anyway, I get that the OP is saying this is more hysterical than warranted, and he's probably right, but we shouldn't be throwing out the baby with the bathwater here.