Obami Salaami Jokes by Comedians

[gautama]

Some Obami Salaami Jokes I received recently:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25
to life would be appropriate. Leno

America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser. Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America ! Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

Accurate comment:

These are hillarious, but then again sad, because it is the truth....

 

[bodecea]

Wait....I thought comedians were leaving Obama alone......????

 

[American Cowboy]

Are they jokes? They sound like facts to me.

 

[gautama]

Wait....I thought comedians were leaving Obama alone......????

B.O.....DUH....C'ya,

Comedians are overwhelmingly LIEberrhoids........but, even they can't resist overcoming their mental aberration and stating the TRUTH.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/169865-dear-president-obama.html

Dear President Obama,

I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel

 

[Sallow]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZQm9GDIQ0o]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Jokes About Obama's Cash for Flunkers‬‏[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTI6ttK4Z20&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Stimulus Package Joke‬‏[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59t2JT75QqY]YouTube - ‪[/ame]

 

[rightwinger]

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

 

[gautama]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

Callow Sallow,

I'm not going to waste my time searching for the NUMEROUS clips confirming their existence.

Plymco Pilgrim produced some clips reflecting humour regarding the semi Black MONUMENTAL FRAUD by LENO.

As stated, I don't have the time to do a follow up and see if any of these include the ones I posted w/r/t Leno, but as far as I'm concerned your point is full of shit.

Go drown yourself in the nearest toilet bowl you insignificant LIEberrhoidal fart.

 

[gautama]

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

BogusWanker,

Check out my post to that other LIEberrhoidal moron, Callow Sallow.

It applies equally to you.

 

[rightwinger]

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

BogusWanker,

Check out my post to that other LIEberrhoidal moron, Callow Sallow.

It applies equally to you.

It just shows that you believe any bullshit that shows up in your email inbox

Gulibility is one of your strong points

 

[High_Gravity]

Gautama you have Obama on the brain, hard. Seek help.

 

[gautama]

Gautama you have Obama on the brain, hard. Seek help.

Obama is DISASTROUS for America.

More people should have this fucking Disaster on their minds......including an ass like you.

And, if YOU are not aware of the immensity of the problem facing America because of this semi-black turd ....... then it is YOU who needs "help".

 

[gautama]

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

BogusWanker,

Check out my post to that other LIEberrhoidal moron, Callow Sallow.

It applies equally to you.

It just shows that you believe any bullshit that shows up in your email inbox

Gulibility is one of your strong points

BogusWanker,

You are a mentally defective fool.

Giving advice with this condition of yours proves to me that you must be totally oblivious of this fact.

Unless you say something interesting or amusing.......and at times your political stupidity is so astounding that it is indeed interesting and amusing.....I'm gonna ignore you.

 

[rightwinger]

BogusWanker,

Check out my post to that other LIEberrhoidal moron, Callow Sallow.

It applies equally to you.

It just shows that you believe any bullshit that shows up in your email inbox

Gulibility is one of your strong points

BogusWanker,

You are a mentally defective fool.

Giving advice with this condition of yours proves to me that you must be totally oblivious of this fact.

Unless you say something interesting or amusing.......and at times your political stupidity is so astounding that it is indeed interesting and amusing.....I'm gonna ignore you.

You don't have any Obama jokes from Groucho Marx?

I'm sure Bob Hope has some good ones you can quote

 

[High_Gravity]

Gautama you have Obama on the brain, hard. Seek help.

Obama is DISASTROUS for America.

More people should have this fucking Disaster on their minds......including an ass like you.

And, if YOU are not aware of the immensity of the problem facing America because of this semi-black turd ....... then it is YOU who needs "help".

Look at you all your post all your threads even your signature is about Barack Obama, admit it without him you would be a shell of a man, you need Obama to keep you going. Obama is the first thing you think of in the morning, and the last thing you think of before you go to bed.

 

[Sallow]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZQm9GDIQ0o]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Jokes About Obama's Cash for Flunkers‬‏[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTI6ttK4Z20&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Stimulus Package Joke‬‏[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59t2JT75QqY]YouTube - ‪[/ame]

Where are the jokes listed in the OP?

 

[daveman]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

In other words:

 

[Sallow]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

In other words:

Dunno.

Can you find a clip of any of those jokes, Davey ol' bean?

 

[daveman]

Spreading internet lies again?

How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.

None of these are by the comedians cited

Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is

In other words:

Dunno.

Can you find a clip of any of those jokes, Davey ol' bean?

I'm not going to bother to look, because I don't care who came up with them.

Does it matter? You'd still pout that someone dare mock The One.