Obami Salaami Jokes by Comedians

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    Some Obami Salaami Jokes I received recently:

    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25
    to life would be appropriate. Leno

    America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
    Leno

    Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

    A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
    Conan O'Brien


    Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

    A: A fund raiser. Leno


    Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

    A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
    The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman


    Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
    and it started to sink, who would be saved?

    A: America ! Fallon


    Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

    A: Bo has papers. Kimmel


    Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

    A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

    Accurate comment:

    These are hillarious, but then again sad, because it is the truth....

    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(
     
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    Wait....I thought comedians were leaving Obama alone......????
     
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    Are they jokes? They sound like facts to me.
     
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    B.O.....DUH....C'ya,

    Comedians are overwhelmingly LIEberrhoids........but, even they can't resist overcoming their mental aberration and stating the TRUTH.
     
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    http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/169865-dear-president-obama.html

    Dear President Obama,

    I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and foremost, I will be asking that you return the United States to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

    Sincerely,
    Benjamin Netanyahu
    Prime Minister of Israel
     
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    Spreading internet lies again?

    How about you find just one clip of the comedians you attribute to these jokes..and put it up.
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZQm9GDIQ0o]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Jokes About Obama's Cash for Flunkers‬‏[/ame]
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTI6ttK4Z20&feature=related]YouTube - ‪Jay Leno Stimulus Package Joke‬‏[/ame]
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59t2JT75QqY]YouTube - ‪[/ame]
     
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    None of these are by the comedians cited

    Just shows how juvenile Republican humor actually is
     
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    Callow Sallow,

    I'm not going to waste my time searching for the NUMEROUS clips confirming their existence.

    Plymco Pilgrim produced some clips reflecting humour regarding the semi Black MONUMENTAL FRAUD by LENO.

    As stated, I don't have the time to do a follow up and see if any of these include the ones I posted w/r/t Leno, but as far as I'm concerned your point is full of shit.

    Go drown yourself in the nearest toilet bowl you insignificant LIEberrhoidal fart.
     
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    BogusWanker,

    Check out my post to that other LIEberrhoidal moron, Callow Sallow.

    It applies equally to you.
     

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