Subject: OLE and SVEN > > > Ole and Sven > > Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new > milk cow and hears > about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that > would be North Dakota for > you non-Scandahoovians out there). > > He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at > the cow. He reaches > under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a > teat and pulls....the > cow farts. > > Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the > cow, then reaches under > to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the > cow farts again. Milk > does come out however, so after some discussion with > the cow's current > owner, Ole decides to buy the cow. > > When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his > neighbor, Sven, and says, > 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust > bought. Pull her teat, > and see vat happens.' > > Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts. > Sven looks at Ole and > says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota, > didn't yah?' > > Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about > his trip. Ole replies, > 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?' > > Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'