North Dakota cows

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    Subject: OLE and SVEN


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    > Ole and Sven
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    > Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He is in need of a new
    > milk cow and hears
    > about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that
    > would be North Dakota for
    > you non-Scandahoovians out there).
    >
    > He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at
    > the cow. He reaches
    > under to see if the cow gives milk. When he grabs a
    > teat and pulls....the
    > cow farts.
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    > Surprised, Ole looks at the farmer who's selling the
    > cow, then reaches under
    > to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the
    > cow farts again. Milk
    > does come out however, so after some discussion with
    > the cow's current
    > owner, Ole decides to buy the cow.
    >
    > When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his
    > neighbor, Sven, and says,
    > 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust
    > bought. Pull her teat,
    > and see vat happens.'
    >
    > Sven reaches under, pulls the teat...the cow farts.
    > Sven looks at Ole and
    > says, You bought dis here cow over in Nordakota,
    > didn't yah?'
    >
    > Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about
    > his trip. Ole replies,
    > 'Yah, dats right. But how did yah know?'
    >
    > Sven says, 'My wife is from Nordakota.'
     
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    So's mine, I guess, and all the while she's been telling me West Virginia.
     
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    Hey Dillo...pull my tit. :tongue:
     
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