Mood Swings

[manu1959]

Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

 

[dmp]

Dear Abbey Normal,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

ha!

 

[Shattered]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abbey Normal]

ha!

 

[Nienna]

This applies more to my husband than to me!

And if you have any doubts about that, c'm'ere... let's have a little chat. :bat: