misuse a homophone in a sentence

[bodecea]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

Now you've done it...you've gone and totally confused Drop Out.

 

[Pennywise]

Helen's pi smells like fish.

 

[Pennywise]

The kid new his teacher had great tits.

 

[Pennywise]

Ornithology is not write for everyone.

 

[Pennywise]

My monkey fucked the dog next door, but didn't meat the owner.

 

[Pennywise]

Ginger ail.

 

[Pennywise]

Marie Osmond looks like a phish now.

 

[Pennywise]

Your not going their.

 

[shart_attack]

Billy Bob and Elmer were up all night making moonshine in the steal.

 

[Derideo_Te]

They said that pigs would fly when a black man became president and sure enough, soon after the election, we had swine flu.

 

[shart_attack]

The Tao Jones dropped another 12 points every hour that he was in office.

 

[shart_attack]

Larry suddenly jerked the steering wheel and moved into the right lain.

 

[shart_attack]

The freight car was loaded with four tons of flower.

 

[Pogo]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

That's ware they come from?

I'm a very fast typist from years of wrighting and editing - sometimes the hands jump ahead of the mind and while going for the word "one" I'll see the word "won" show up and no W even entered the mind. Physical memory.

 

[shart_attack]

Everyone had always said Joel was a pantywaste.

 

[NLT]

I dont phear yew

 

[NLT]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

Now you've done it...you've gone and totally confused Drop Out.

Hush Dike

 

[shart_attack]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

Now you've done it...you've gone and totally confused Drop Out.

Hush Dike

Please don't take her bate, and take this game there.

That is not what it is four.

 

[shart_attack]

Another combo, just for the sheer thrill of it all:

Attire can be very dangerous when the tread is gone.

 

[shart_attack]

A lot of space at one point in the race separated the tortoise and the hair.