misuse a homophone in a sentence

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"So moat it be," they declared, before giving the secret handshake and adjourning.

 

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Just because you can carry an instrument doesn't mean you can carry a 'toon.

 

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Rasheed converted to Islam long before he ever bought his daughter her first CAIR Bear.

 

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You can sometimes buy spoiled milk from your local grosser.

 

[Pogo]

Authentically quoted from another thread:

took in the car to get it inspected. Needs major repairs on the breaks.

New rule: make logical sense out of the error. In this case his repair shop can only work during their lunch hour.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Let me by you a beer.

 

[Pogo]

Let me by you a beer.

Otherwise punctuated --

"Let me by you! A beer!!"

- could be a whole sub thread called "Let's eat Grandma"
--- or the old standby, "eats shoots and leaves"....

 

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The plane truth of the matter was that the plain's wreckage was never discovered.

 

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Some people say it's not nice to bring a big lunch if you don't plan to Cher.

 

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Tom made an incorrect turn, and thus ended up going the wrong way on a one-way rode.

 

[Mertex]

I preemptively apologize if you think I put this thread in the incorrect subforum, as this seems like the perfect place, to me.

Okay, so let's start the fun.

I felt like God answered my prayers the day when the Chili miners were rescued.

That's ware they come from?

I'm a very fast typist from years of wrighting and editing - sometimes the hands jump ahead of the mind and while going for the word "one" I'll see the word "won" show up and no W even entered the mind. Physical memory.

I do that often.... that's why I always review my posts, to make sure I'm saying what I think I'm saying...

 

[Mertex]

Let me by you a beer.

Otherwise punctuated --

"Let me by you! A beer!!"

- could be a whole sub thread called "Let's eat Grandma"
--- or the old standby, "eats shoots and leaves"....

Or "Let me buy." "You, a beer!"

 

[Pogo]

Tom made an incorrect turn, and thus ended up going the wrong way on a one-way rode.

The one-way Rode:

 

[Pogo]

Some people say it's not nice to bring a big lunch if you don't plan to Cher.

Again, a simple comma translates to Louisianan:

"Some people say it's not nice to bring a big lunch if you don't plan to, Cher(e)"

-- of course to needs a prior reference... e.g. "I'm not going to stay the whole afternoon".

Gertrude Stein must be amused...

 

[shart_attack]

I eight at least ate bowls of guacamole before I was visited by a mean gang of sharts.

 

[Pogo]

Again a literal copy of a post in Politics:

She made serious mistakes as secretary of state including Benghazi and defending Proco Harum

 

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Rasputin had the strange gifts of clairvoyancy and heeling people.

 

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Alexander reached the mountain's peek in just three days.

 

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^ I can't make any cents out of how he did it, though. ^

 

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Terrence worked at the local meal for 20 years.