Men and Sex

[Moonglow]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

Which one describes you Bonzi? I go with that one.

Number 1, and no head....But will wear a nun's costume...

 

[Bonzi]

1 + 2 = Partaaaaay...

You can't have both! Defeats the entire purpose of this exercise!!!!!!!!!!!

But I gotta whole lotta luvin to give! You can't can't contain a hurricane or restrain the insane freight train!

 

[Bonzi]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

Which one describes you Bonzi? I go with that one.

Telling would ruin the fun and the mystery - I've already told too much about my drinking! Will never live it down

 

[Iceweasel]

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Well, there's exceptional in bed and then there's the community watering hole.

 

[Wyatt earp]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

Which one describes you Bonzi? I go with that one.

Number 1, and no head....But will wear a nun's costume...

Now mopnglow likes to dress up as a Nun?

Now I need bleach for my eyes

 

[Muhammed]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: , high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

I'd take Woman #3

Average, hates sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook, average in bed.

My wife is a lot better than that.

(And BTW she can read everything I write on this site).

 

[Syriusly]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

If she was willing to go along with whatever I want to do- then she would want to do more than missionary in bed.

I choose number #3- my wife. Gorgeous- medium high maintenance- not jealous- rather indifferent to sports(like me), not very interested in cooking and exceptional in bed- and in the car and on the beach and in the desert.......

 

[westwall]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You left out the most important attribute....intelligence! What you have given choice wise is a fairly dull indentured servant, or a bitch who happens to be a good lay.

Far too one dimensional.

Sex only lasts for an hour or two, what do you do for the rest of the day? Before I was ever interested in a woman she had to be smart.

 

[xdangerousxdavex]

I couldn't abide either.

 

[Muhammed]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

 

[Judicial review]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

2. I'm wealthy so we can eat out every day or order in. I can have my tv and she can have hers so I can watch sports, while she watches the bachelor. I LOVE the challenge of a high matainece woman. We will have no issues in bed since we ill be trying to one up one another. Lol.

 

[Judicial review]

Just kidding. My wife would kill me...

is she Asian?

 

[Bonzi]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

I'll tell my counselor about that, because, it could be an issue since I'm a married 51 y/o woman with 2 boys, but I do have problems maintaining long term relationships.

 

[Muhammed]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

I'll tell my counselor about that, because, it could be an issue since I'm a married 51 y/o woman with 2 boys, but I do have problems maintaining long term relationships.

Your "counselor"?

 

[G.T.]

Neither is ideal

 

[Bonzi]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

I'll tell my counselor about that, because, it could be an issue since I'm a married 51 y/o woman with 2 boys, but I do have problems maintaining long term relationships.

Your "counselor"?

Everyone needs a little help now and then....

 

[Muhammed]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

I'll tell my counselor about that, because, it could be an issue since I'm a married 51 y/o woman with 2 boys, but I do have problems maintaining long term relationships.

Your "counselor"?

Everyone needs a little help now and then....

What sort of help?

 

[Bonzi]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You left out the most important attribute....intelligence! What you have given choice wise is a fairly dull indentured servant, or a bitch who happens to be a good lay.

Far too one dimensional.

Sex only lasts for an hour or two, what do you do for the rest of the day? Before I was ever interested in a woman she had to be smart.

True. I will come up with 2 better "women" when I return. I did this on the fly....

 

[Bonzi]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

You post like a virgin male teenager.

I'll tell my counselor about that, because, it could be an issue since I'm a married 51 y/o woman with 2 boys, but I do have problems maintaining long term relationships.

Your "counselor"?

Everyone needs a little help now and then....

What sort of help?

I didn't know you cared.... or are you just nosey?

 

[rightwinger]

What would you rather have in a woman between the 2 below:

Woman #1: Very attractive, into sports, willing to go along with whatever you want to do, not jealous at all. Pretty good cook. Missionary only in bed.

Woman #2: Average, hates sports, high maintenance, jealous, not a very good cook. exceptional in bed.

Marry #1
Cheat with #2