DamnYankee
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- Apr 2, 2009
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Went to the doctor for my annual physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 170.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'3'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 170.
The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'3'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
