Lady's annual exam

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    Went to the doctor for my annual physical.

    The nurse starts with certain basics.

    'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.
    The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 170.

    The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7,' I say.
    The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'3'.

    She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
    'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and
    slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

    She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.
     
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    Iatrogenesis strikes again!
     
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    Surprising that an anti-depressant was prescribed rather than an anti-psychotic.... LOL
     

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