Suicidal

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  1. Meister
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    Meister Platinum Member Supporting Member

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    I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline...


    Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan I told them I was suicidal.
    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
     
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    God is great! So great you are going to fucking suffer in it's (sorry IT'S)greatness.

    The works of humans however some time reveal grace. Every now and then.

    God bless us.
     
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