Kissing and moustaches..

From the quintessential American songwriter Stephen Foster, published 151 years ago:



Really really bad movie dub but it was the best version available...
 
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A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

I don't think I would leave someone over it (if I had feelings for that person). He WOULD end of up shaving it though. :D Fight fire with fire! Lol.
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
There was no telling him anything. He only bathed once a week and when I complained about that he went two and still "went about his business" if I participated or not. It was a bad situation. After that marriage paper was signed I was to submit and obey. I had no warning that would happen. He wasn't like that before the wedding and I knew him 4 years. Many things were logical educated assumptions before marrying like he would shower regularly. He did before marriage. There is a lot to be assumed by not living with one another before marriage.
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
There was no telling him anything. He only bathed once a week and when I complained about that he went two and still "went about his business" if I participated or not. It was a bad situation. After that marriage paper was signed I was to submit and obey. I had no warning that would happen. He wasn't like that before the wedding and I knew him 4 years. Many things were logical educated assumptions before marrying like he would shower regularly. He did before marriage. There is a lot to be assumed by not living with one another before marriage.

I wonder why that happens? My husband didn't change at all after we got married.
He's a total neat freak - always has been and always will be

I guess men just "fake it" then when they get married, relax. I guess that's why I'm a big believer in showing your true self from the get-go. But, people are terrified of being alone forever...
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
There was no telling him anything. He only bathed once a week and when I complained about that he went two and still "went about his business" if I participated or not. It was a bad situation. After that marriage paper was signed I was to submit and obey. I had no warning that would happen. He wasn't like that before the wedding and I knew him 4 years. Many things were logical educated assumptions before marrying like he would shower regularly. He did before marriage. There is a lot to be assumed by not living with one another before marriage.

I wonder why that happens? My husband didn't change at all after we got married.
He's a total neat freak - always has been and always will be

I guess men just "fake it" then when they get married, relax. I guess that's why I'm a big believer in showing your true self from the get-go. But, people are terrified of being alone forever...
Well that's where he ended up.
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:

Me, I have no secrets about what I'm storing in there. I'll happily furnish a list of what I've had to eat and drink. I'll even include a "Nutrition Facts" sidebar and list the fiber content. You can get yer pheromones flying and have a snack at the same time.

As the saying goes ..... shouldn't be a total loss. :eusa_shifty:
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?

Why? Because he's ghey?
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?

Why? Because he's ghey?
or repulsed...
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?

Why? Because he's ghey?
or repulsed...

Because he's ghey?
 
A moustache and beard can e very attractive as long as it is groomed and maintained nicely. If it goes all Duck Dynasty, down the road I go. In the past I had a spouse that just let 'er go and it disgusted me

How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?

Why? Because he's ghey?
or repulsed...

Because he's ghey?
I can't help that you're a tranny...
 
How about this? Tell him, you're not kissing me or touching me until you shave off that disgusting beard because I don't what you're storing in there! :lol:
Maybe that's why he is growing it?

Why? Because he's ghey?
or repulsed...

Because he's ghey?
I can't help that you're a tranny...

What's wrong? Are you getting offended? Hmm. Interesting. :D
 

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