Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'
U.S.·Feb 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Jackson, the most recent addition to the court, halted the proceedings for several minutes to get clarification.
"What is this ‘Constitution' of which you speak?" Jackson asked, according to official Supreme Court transcripts of the hearing. "I'm not familiar with this term. I'm not a biologist, so I assume it could very well be some type of species found in remote parts of the globe. I suppose it could also be an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Can someone please explain to me what the ‘Constitution' is?"


Though Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly struggled to stifle laughter, other justices began to explain to Jackson that the Constitution is, in fact, the founding document upon which all U.S. laws and government are built. "It's kind of an important document," Justice Samuel Alito said. "Familiarizing yourself with it could prove beneficial in future cases."
"Ah, yes, I see now," Jackson replied. "Thank you for providing me with this new information."
At publishing time, Justice Jackson requested additional recess time from arguments so she could research what the words "government," "document," and "laws" mean.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'
U.S.·Feb 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Jackson, the most recent addition to the court, halted the proceedings for several minutes to get clarification.
"What is this ‘Constitution' of which you speak?" Jackson asked, according to official Supreme Court transcripts of the hearing. "I'm not familiar with this term. I'm not a biologist, so I assume it could very well be some type of species found in remote parts of the globe. I suppose it could also be an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Can someone please explain to me what the ‘Constitution' is?"


Though Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly struggled to stifle laughter, other justices began to explain to Jackson that the Constitution is, in fact, the founding document upon which all U.S. laws and government are built. "It's kind of an important document," Justice Samuel Alito said. "Familiarizing yourself with it could prove beneficial in future cases."
"Ah, yes, I see now," Jackson replied. "Thank you for providing me with this new information."
At publishing time, Justice Jackson requested additional recess time from arguments so she could research what the words "government," "document," and "laws" mean.

I heard this too! She's got his number.
Jeez, you people REALLY need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.


And the Bee STILL isn't all that funny.

 

[Lord-Humungus]

This has to be a Babylon Bee article

 

[jotathought]

This has to be a Babylon Bee article

Appears to be, although I wouldn't be surprised based on her senate review and being a diversity hire.

 

[MarathonMike]

I heard this too! She's got his number.
Jeez, you people REALLY need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.


And the Bee STILL isn't all that funny.

But SNL is just a laugh riot, am I right?

 

[Blaster]

Comedy Gold!

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

But SNL is just a laugh riot, am I right?

For the last couple of years, their writing has improved. They've actually had some really good "Biden is old lines" on Weekend Update....while the Bee still isn't funny.

 

[Votto]

This has to be a Babylon Bee article

But you are not sure

 

[Pete7469]

But you are not sure

How can you be? It's plausible.

She can't even determine gender.

 

[justoffal]

Appears to be, although I wouldn't be surprised based on her senate review and being a diversity hire.

No it's a serious question.... Even more impressive is the fact that she can't decide whether or not the Constitution is a man or a woman.

 

[midcan5]

Kinda funny when you consider the SCOTUS has three or four who perjured themselves over Roe, a rapist, and a paid for dark skinned guy. The Roberts court is a joke but it is powerful clown show.

 

[justoffal]

Kinda funny when you consider the SCOTUS has three or four who perjured themselves over Roe, a rapist, and a paid for dark skinned guy. The Roberts court is a joke but it is powerful clown show.

Kind of funny when you consider that the entirety of DC is one bought and paid for dog and pony show. There may be a handful of elected officials down there that are not on the take or somehow compromised. They however an endangered species.

 

[Votto]

Kinda funny when you consider the SCOTUS has three or four who perjured themselves over Roe, a rapist, and a paid for dark skinned guy. The Roberts court is a joke but it is powerful clown show.

Racist much?

 

[Smokin' OP]

But you are not sure

Sure.................

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'
U.S.·Feb 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Jackson, the most recent addition to the court, halted the proceedings for several minutes to get clarification.
"What is this ‘Constitution' of which you speak?" Jackson asked, according to official Supreme Court transcripts of the hearing. "I'm not familiar with this term. I'm not a biologist, so I assume it could very well be some type of species found in remote parts of the globe. I suppose it could also be an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Can someone please explain to me what the ‘Constitution' is?"


Though Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly struggled to stifle laughter, other justices began to explain to Jackson that the Constitution is, in fact, the founding document upon which all U.S. laws and government are built. "It's kind of an important document," Justice Samuel Alito said. "Familiarizing yourself with it could prove beneficial in future cases."
"Ah, yes, I see now," Jackson replied. "Thank you for providing me with this new information."
At publishing time, Justice Jackson requested additional recess time from arguments so she could research what the words "government," "document," and "laws" mean.

Isn't the Babylon Bee a parody site? Because Brown-Jackson knows what the constitution is.

 

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'
U.S.·Feb 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Jackson, the most recent addition to the court, halted the proceedings for several minutes to get clarification.
"What is this ‘Constitution' of which you speak?" Jackson asked, according to official Supreme Court transcripts of the hearing. "I'm not familiar with this term. I'm not a biologist, so I assume it could very well be some type of species found in remote parts of the globe. I suppose it could also be an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Can someone please explain to me what the ‘Constitution' is?"


Though Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly struggled to stifle laughter, other justices began to explain to Jackson that the Constitution is, in fact, the founding document upon which all U.S. laws and government are built. "It's kind of an important document," Justice Samuel Alito said. "Familiarizing yourself with it could prove beneficial in future cases."
"Ah, yes, I see now," Jackson replied. "Thank you for providing me with this new information."
At publishing time, Justice Jackson requested additional recess time from arguments so she could research what the words "government," "document," and "laws" mean.

The Constitution is what everyone does in the morning after 3 cups of coffee.

 

[Libby von H]

Ketanji Brown Jackson Pauses Oral Arguments To Ask Clarence Thomas 'What Is A Constitution'
U.S.·Feb 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the Supreme Court began to hear the case regarding former President Donald Trump being removed from the ballot in Colorado, Justice Ketanji brown Jackson paused oral arguments to ask what this "Constitution" thing is everyone keeps talking about.
Jackson, the most recent addition to the court, halted the proceedings for several minutes to get clarification.
"What is this ‘Constitution' of which you speak?" Jackson asked, according to official Supreme Court transcripts of the hearing. "I'm not familiar with this term. I'm not a biologist, so I assume it could very well be some type of species found in remote parts of the globe. I suppose it could also be an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era. Can someone please explain to me what the ‘Constitution' is?"


Though Justice Clarence Thomas reportedly struggled to stifle laughter, other justices began to explain to Jackson that the Constitution is, in fact, the founding document upon which all U.S. laws and government are built. "It's kind of an important document," Justice Samuel Alito said. "Familiarizing yourself with it could prove beneficial in future cases."
"Ah, yes, I see now," Jackson replied. "Thank you for providing me with this new information."
At publishing time, Justice Jackson requested additional recess time from arguments so she could research what the words "government," "document," and "laws" mean.

IN my lifetime 3 of the most clueless Justices are Brown, Kagan, Sotomayor.