Just back from a Mexican restaurant.

[Mr. P]

I couldn’t help it; I had to ask…..Were you closed Friday?

Server: No.
Me: I just wondered, what do you think of this immigration stuff?
Server: its okay, we were open.
Me: well, what do you think of the legislation, is it okay?
Server: I don’t speak English well..
And that was the end of that.

Yeah right, this guy has been at this restaurant for at least 1 ½ years,
can’t speak English my ass, how convenient…

Guess I should have ask if he was legal.

 

[GotZoom]

Ju lite mo cheeps n' salsa?

 

[Hobbit]

Ju lite mo cheeps n' salsa?

It's like that episode of Family Guy.

Brian: Uh, me llamo es Brian.
Mexican Guy: Actually, you don't have to put in the 'es.' You can just say, "Me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, you speak English.
Mexican Guy: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're...you're kidding, right?
Mexican Guy: ¿Que?

 

[insein]

It's like that episode of Family Guy.

Brian: Uh, me llamo es Brian.
Mexican Guy: Actually, you don't have to put in the 'es.' You can just say, "Me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, you speak English.
Mexican Guy: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're...you're kidding, right?
Mexican Guy: ¿Que?

That was hillarious.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I couldn’t help it; I had to ask…..Were you closed Friday?

Server: No.
Me: I just wondered, what do you think of this immigration stuff?
Server: its okay, we were open.
Me: well, what do you think of the legislation, is it okay?
Server: I don’t speak English well..
And that was the end of that.

Yeah right, this guy has been at this restaurant for at least 1 ½ years,
can’t speak English my ass, how convenient…

Guess I should have ask if he was legal.

wanna know if anyone in that place was? just yell "La Migra"...see how many book it out of there...this guy who is a friend of ours, did that downtown once. It was funny to watch the illegals scatter like roaches in daylight...

 

[Mr. P]

wanna know if anyone in that place was? just yell "La Migra"...see how many book it out of there...this guy who is a friend of ours, did that downtown once. It was funny to watch the illegals scatter like roaches in daylight...

I'll remember that! It'll be fun!

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I'll remember that! It'll be fun!

la migra/la migre is what they call or have dubbed the INS or immigration...it's cheap entertainment if you're low on cash and in an immigrant-heavy area...

 

[Gunny]

la migra/la migre is what they call or have dubbed the INS or immigration...it's cheap entertainment if you're low on cash and in an immigrant-heavy area...

Just a little tip ... wait until AFTER you are served to do it. That way you can enjoy your entertainment AND your meal.

 

[Mr. P]

Just a little tip ... wait until AFTER you are served to do it. That way you can enjoy your entertainment AND your meal.

I was thinking the same thing. Hell, just a whisper to the server and the whole place may leave..no check!

 

[Gunny]

I was thinking the same thing. Hell, just a whisper to the server and the whole place may leave..no check!

I don't know about restaurants first hand, but on a construction site, if it's yelled out you lose all your slab guys, sheetrokers/painters, and landscapers.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

It's like that episode of Family Guy.

Brian: Uh, me llamo es Brian.
Mexican Guy: Actually, you don't have to put in the 'es.' You can just say, "Me llamo Brian."
Brian: Oh, you speak English.
Mexican Guy: No, just that sentence and this one explaining it.
Brian: You're...you're kidding, right?
Mexican Guy: ¿Que?

i love that show

i think my favorite episode is when they are all on a plane to somewhere (can't remember which episode though) and this guy sits in front of Stewie:

Man: Great. I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What? What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Not now, Lois. Hey, big man, turn around. If you've got something to say, say it to my face! Oh, you can't hear me now? That's it. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next five hours, you're my bitch. [Crying] My ears are popping, and there's no way to console me! I'm hungry and possibly teething! Maybe I'm wet. Who knows? I'm a baby.

 

[Shaggy]

Ju lite mo cheeps n' salsa?

racist

 

[GotZoom]

racist

Ok...now...let's see.

You have been on the board about a week. I don't know you well enough to determine if this is a "joke" comment or a "serious" accusation.

Please...enlighten me.

 

[Mr. P]

Ok...now...let's see.

You have been on the board about a week. I don't know you well enough to determine if this is a "joke" comment or a "serious" accusation.

Please...enlighten me.

WAIT! I need to get my bag of cheeps n' salsa!!

 

[Shattered]

WAIT! I need to get my bag of cheeps n' salsa!!

*sits down, crosses legs, reaches over, snitches a few chips, and sits back waiting*

 

[GotZoom]

*sits down, crosses legs, reaches over, snitches a few chips, and sits back waiting*

Scootch over....I'll join you.

I even brought my own salsa.

This should be interesting.

 

[Shattered]

Scootch over....I'll join you.

I even brought my own salsa.

This should be interesting.

You won't be sitting long..Methinks you're part of the main cast..

(and get that crap away from me - it smells)

 

[Mr. P]

*sits down, crosses legs, reaches over, snitches a few chips, and sits back waiting*

Nice to have a friend to watch with, I like the hot salsa, you?

 

[Shattered]

Nice to have a friend to watch with, I like the hot salsa, you?

Salsa is ICKY. You'll notice I only stole a few chips.

 

[GotZoom]

Nice to have a friend to watch with, I like the hot salsa, you?

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