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Is This Humor....?
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Theory of Relativity.
It's about how they interact
It's about how they interact
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if it's about you it's the Theory of Dumbassery!
No, that would be the Theory of Diminishing Returns
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I refuse to look up the name of that show... but I should know it..... I have "How I Met Your Mother" stuck in my head..... I'll post here when it comes to me. I know there are 3 nerdy guys, 1 nerdy girl and 1 cute girl......
I just posted a clip from it
Yeah I know but it doesn't say the name of the show... which I still can't remember.... I didn't watch the clip.. cause I want to remember it on my own......
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Post #22 ma'am.
Bonzi
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I refuse to look up the name of that show... but I should know it..... I have "How I Met Your Mother" stuck in my head..... I'll post here when it comes to me. I know there are 3 nerdy guys, 1 nerdy girl and 1 cute girl......
I just posted a clip from it
Yeah I know but it doesn't say the name of the show... which I still can't remember.... I didn't watch the clip.. cause I want to remember it on my own......
I figured it out. I love that icon too.. !!! It's dedicated to someone with a special place in my heart who will remain nameless!
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I refuse to look up the name of that show... but I should know it..... I have "How I Met Your Mother" stuck in my head..... I'll post here when it comes to me. I know there are 3 nerdy guys, 1 nerdy girl and 1 cute girl......
I just posted a clip from it
Yeah I know but it doesn't say the name of the show... which I still can't remember.... I didn't watch the clip.. cause I want to remember it on my own......
I figured it out. I love that icon too.. !!! It's dedicated to someone with a special place in my heart who will remain nameless!
It's dedicated to someone with a special place in my heart who will remain nameless!
That's cruel.
You should care more than that, and call him something.
but, I can't understand why their parents didn't name them at birth.
Even a poor little orphan like Oliver Twist had a name.
going on......
Bonzi
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I refuse to look up the name of that show... but I should know it..... I have "How I Met Your Mother" stuck in my head..... I'll post here when it comes to me. I know there are 3 nerdy guys, 1 nerdy girl and 1 cute girl......
I just posted a clip from it
Yeah I know but it doesn't say the name of the show... which I still can't remember.... I didn't watch the clip.. cause I want to remember it on my own......
I figured it out. I love that icon too.. !!! It's dedicated to someone with a special place in my heart who will remain nameless!
It's dedicated to someone with a special place in my heart who will remain nameless!
That's cruel.
You should care more than that, and call him something.
but, I can't understand why their parents didn't name them at birth.
Even a poor little orphan like Oliver Twist had a name.
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For some time, now many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit.We find ourselves at a loss when someone says " You don't know Jack Shit". Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, who married Oh Shit.
In turn,Jack married Noe Shit.
The couple had 6 children.
:Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins, Deep Shit, and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Shirlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a child with a rather nervous disposition. They named him Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper had a nice article describing the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
Now no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.
Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit, who married Oh Shit.
In turn,Jack married Noe Shit.
The couple had 6 children.
:Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins, Deep Shit, and Dip Shit.
Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout.
After 15 years Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Shirlock, and became Noe Shit-Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a child with a rather nervous disposition. They named him Chicken Shit.
Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper had a nice article describing the Shit-Happens wedding.
Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Shit.
Now no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Shit.
ChrisL
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Ode Tae a Fart
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’body’s gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it’s no ma worry
A’body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e’ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie’s party
Ower the sake o one wee farty
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A’body’s gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It’s like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it’s no ma worry
A’body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I’ll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he’s just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e’ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie’s party
Ower the sake o one wee farty
Slap Stick...So many overplayed topics, yet, people continue to think they are funny.....
Which are funny no matter what and which are overplayed?
What would you say is your "type" of sense of humor (juvenile? black humor? witty/creative?)
Bonzi
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Slap Stick...So many overplayed topics, yet, people continue to think they are funny.....
Which are funny no matter what and which are overplayed?
What would you say is your "type" of sense of humor (juvenile? black humor? witty/creative?)
i'm so shocked WillHaftawaite agreed with this.... or that you even mentioned it.... CORNY!!!
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