CDZ Intelligence Test

[jwoodie]

Adolph Hitler buys a $.25 ice cream cone and hands the vendor $1.00. How much change is Hitler due?

 

[JLW]

This is the way it would work:

If the vendor is a gypsy he kills him and takes the ice cream stand.
If the vendor is a communist, he kills him and destroys the ice cream stand.
If the vendor is a socialist, Trump sends the vendor to a concentration camp and takes the ice cream.
If the vendor is a right-wing NAZI he pays him, tells him to keep the change, drafts him in the army, and sends in to the front.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Adolph Hitler buys a $.25 ice cream cone and hands the vendor $1.00. How much change is Hitler due?

Well, Hitler was born in Austria and lived in Germany. He never went to the US, so chances of him buying a 25 cents ice cream is zero. Chances of him handing over one buck is also zero.

Just sayin'.

 

[blackhawk]

I heard Hitler was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have been getting ice cream.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Hitler is dead and incapable of performing such an action.

 

[Toronado3800]

Adolph Hitler buys a $.25 ice cream cone and hands the vendor $1.00. How much change is Hitler due?

I am dying to hear the answer whatever it is lol.