CDZ Intelligence Test

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  1. jwoodie
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    Adolph Hitler buys a $.25 ice cream cone and hands the vendor $1.00. How much change is Hitler due?
     
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    This is the way it would work:

    If the vendor is a gypsy he kills him and takes the ice cream stand.
    If the vendor is a communist, he kills him and destroys the ice cream stand.
    If the vendor is a socialist, Trump sends the vendor to a concentration camp and takes the ice cream.
    If the vendor is a right-wing NAZI he pays him, tells him to keep the change, drafts him in the army, and sends in to the front.
     
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    Well, Hitler was born in Austria and lived in Germany. He never went to the US, so chances of him buying a 25 cents ice cream is zero. Chances of him handing over one buck is also zero.

    Just sayin'.
     
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    I heard Hitler was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have been getting ice cream.
     
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    Hitler is dead and incapable of performing such an action.
     
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    I am dying to hear the answer whatever it is lol.
     
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