In the Bushes

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    There are two statues in a park;

    One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

    They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when

    One day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture,

    Brings the two to life.



    The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred

    Blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

    Minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'



    He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the

    Shrubbery.





    The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.

    After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.





    The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen teen minutes left, would you care

    To do it again?'





    He asks her 'Shall we?'







    She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This

    Time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'
     

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