I Miss Bill Clinton

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    I Miss Bill Clinton

    From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

    "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

    "Number 1 - He played the sax.

    "Number 2 - He smoked weed.

    "Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

    "Look at him now. His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

    "Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    "Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada, and will be followed by The Chrysler Chaney 410 for bird hunting.

    "When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, 'I don't know, I never had one.'

    "The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushies."
     
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    I yearn for the days when our nation's greatest problem was that the President was too much of a pimp.
     

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