I have a spill stain on my intern's blue dress, help me please

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    "Stains are not your friend."
     
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    Old man at the cleaners leans forward, hand on ear and says, "Ehh? Come again?"

    Billy says, "No, this time it's just ranch dressing!"
     
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    I wonder if he spilled that whilst tossing salad?
     
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    But I thought Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with that woman? :confused:
     
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    With THAT woman.

    But not THE OTHER woman.
     
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    Kitty Litter. Lot's of kitty litter. It soaks everything up! :D
     
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    It depends on what the meaning of jiz is.
     
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    Hmmm, that depends on what the definition of "sexual relations" is. Who is defining it. A scholar, or a red neck beer drinker.:eusa_whistle:
     
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    Whatever. I made over 2 million when Slick Willie was running the movie.
    Not saying it was him that made it happen. Just saying.
     
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    I love Billy. I think he was a great President.
     

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